The Canel Monster

A mythical monster that lurks around the canals in The Netherlands and likes to eat up the locals an tourist.

The canel monster lurked amounts the waters at night looking for it's next victim.

by Baylien Culture December 23, 2021

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puff monster

A large, ravenous, vaginal monster that destroys and consumes anything in its path.

My coworker scares me, her puff monster was especially hungry today.

by Cheezedizz January 25, 2017

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Monster Ned is Oral Paul’s/Earl Paul’s first victim. After getting molested at his place of work, Dave and Buster’s, he turned into an inter-dimensional monster. He now travels through dimensions, trying to get revenge.

Oral Paul: “Monster Ned, I am going to molest you again.”
Finn and Marbles: “Not fucking cool man.”

by FinnShart October 31, 2022

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pillow monster

Someone that can’t sleep without a horde of pillows on their bed to cuddle.

Meaghin is a pillow monster; always sleeping with her body pillow.

by EtherealVessel January 31, 2018

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mookie monster

Name that NBA players gave to Gloria James, Lebron's mom, because she was known for having sexual relations with several NBA players.

MJ was so sick during "the flue game", because he thought he was the father of mookie monster's son. Later on, it was known that Dell Curry, was the father of that kid.

by Trump was elected president January 6, 2017

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Charm Monster

A person whos "working it" bigtime all the time.
Refrence is for men mostly who are otherwise also known as charismatic "players".
These people be working their charms or mojo to seduce you into whatever situation profits them.
Charm monsters are usually well versed in the art of social navigation, one-on-one interaction,seduction or "luring you in".

I'm digging the charm so far ..total bummer if its the charm monster

by Kundalinite November 15, 2010

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