Monkey Stomp

One of the worst forms of beating another human being. Usually leaves the victim in the ER getting their ear sewn back on.

That poor mother fucker got his ass monkey stomped and now he's got to eat all his meals with a straw.

by Big Poppa May 5, 2003

Radioactive Monkey

Diabolically evil primate hell-bent on causing chaos worldwide.


ARMS -- The Anti Radioactive Monkey Society -- is determined to thwart these evil-doers. At ARMS, our motto is: "Slowly leading the masses to certain doom and confusion... Oh, and thwarting some Radioactive Monkeys while we're at it."
www.theARMSsite.com

Whoa, Sam! There's a Radioactive Monkey! Let's thwart it!

or

"Halt, foul primate of evil! You and your Radioactive Monkey brethren shall not get away!"

by Your Co-Founders & Semi-Compassionate Dictators For Life of ARMS February 16, 2005

Monkey Sex

The communal act of rough...wild...passionate...primatial fornication. Usually accompanied with various vocal tones and frantic leg hmuping usually seen and heard from orangutans. It is also customary to wear "PLanet of the Apes" costumes in order to successfully portray monkey sex.

Dude, I was SO stoned, that I actually agreed to have monkey sex with this hot chick. *shameless expression* It was nice. ;)

by Neo2129 June 20, 2003

titty monkey

A person, usually an indian girl, whose tits and nipples are extremely hairy.

A: That girl had really big tits

B: Ya, but she's a titty monkey

A: That's gross

by lawlsballs May 27, 2009

Jew Monkey

(N.) Someone or something that is a complete ass.

(Adj.) Someone or something that pissing you off.
(V.) The act of being a complete douche bag.

YOU MUTHAFUCKIN JEW MONKEY!!!

by Pwn Sauce October 21, 2010

monkey chug

The act of hanging upside down and drinking an alcohol-containing substance at the same time.

Dude 1: "Dude, why you hanging there with a beer in you hand?"
Dude 2: "I'm preparing for the wicked act of monkey chugging."

by Lench Mob December 14, 2006

Hairy Monkey.

Female/Male private area that as not been shaved for a period of time.

Boy: "hey babe im horny satisfy me with your pot of gold"
Girl: "come here"
Boy: " GOD DAMN you got that hairy monkey. I'm no longer horny let's watch a movie."

by neerg February 18, 2012