5 minute fraud

Yuta Okkotsu.

"Yuta, the 5 minute fraud."

by vyevd8 December 28, 2023

last-minute lisa

when someone stupid is driving in front of you and they wait to turn their blinker on until the very last second. bonus points if you’re driving in a town you don’t know, so you’re following a family member’s vehicle, and they do this.

driver in front: *driving normally*
you: *assumes they ain’t gonna turn at the next one*
driver in front: *suddenly slows down and turns on blinker right as they turn*
you: “fucking hell, okay last-minute lisa”

by thetwistedtrichster July 29, 2024

Chaldean Minute

The act of telling someone or something one timeframe - and not delivering or showing up at least 3 times the given amount.

Chaldeans are notorious for underestimating time.

Steve: "Hey guys I am going to boof before our next game, give me 10 minutes"
Brycen: "I guess we have to wait 30 minutes for this guy... Chaldean Minute."

by Mack34 August 12, 2024

One minute man

Mentioned in the song Turn Red, by M Dot R. Is a reference to Kayvon Parsa Najibzadeh.

If yuh looking fi ya one minute man, Goddamn, she get di wrong man!

by ramp65 March 12, 2024

Seven Minute Rule

The "Seven Minute Rule" states quite simply that if the meeting organizer has not joined the meeting within 7 minutes of the start time - the meeting is therefore officially cancelled.

It was designed by the British Upper Class to ensure punctuality and minimize time wasting.

With globalization and in particular the deterioration of Corporate Culture around the world - this rule is making a comeback and used throughout offices around the world

"Mark set this meeting up, and he's not here, by the Seven Minute Rule the meeting is cancelled and we can go to the beach!"

by DarkFlare4220 February 13, 2025

Eldi minute

an eldi minute is similar to a normal minute however it is 413 times longer, so an eldi minute is approximately 24780 seconds or almost 7 hours (413 minutes)

e. g "yo bro ill be on in a minute"

" do you mean a normal minute or an eldi minute"

"buddy."

by TsPmoMachineFromSYBAU August 1, 2025

five-minute

A short period of time.

"I'll be there in five minutes."
"Easy five-minute recipes"

by goog0logch September 13, 2025