National “Have a Mental Breakdown” Day

A day, where you must have at least 1 mental breakdown.
September 26th

Bob: What day is it?
Jack: It’s September 26th, that means it’s National “Have a Mental Breakdown” Day!
Bob: Oh cool… I’ll be in my room for a while, don’t come in for about an hour…

by Diligent ElZee September 26, 2022

Dow Mentality

When a person or group only move up through a business through snitching and making others look bad for no reason.

Worker 1 - Man that guy from down the hall is an asshole, im tired of his Dow Mentality.

Worker 2 - He is always trying to get people in trouble even when they didn't do anything, just so he can try to look better to the bosses.

Worker 1 - I hope he gets fired soon for false reports.

by Ender Bacon October 14, 2022

Mental Illinois

A type of illness that causes people to think that it does not exist

Mental Illinois DOES NOT EXIST AND I DO NOT HAVE IT

by lil-stinker October 15, 2022

Mental Illinois

A type of illness that causes people to deny the fact that they have it

I do NOT have Mental Illinois

by lil-stinker October 16, 2022

Badge Mentality

The act of doing anything online, be it giving money, buying a certain thing you don't actually need, sending in pictures of yourself doing something stupid, JUST to be assigned a JPEG badge that gets assigned to your account that serves absolutely no purpose whatsoever other than unimpressive bragging-rights

Badge Mentality today has gone crazy, did you know if you don't $100 to SocialMediaCompanyX they give you a "I'm a nice person" badge?

by pswilde October 17, 2022

Meatball mentality

Someone who developed non deserved confidence purely as a self defense mechanism.

That mf has "meatball mentality" leave him alone to figure that out

by Custard420 October 22, 2022

Mental Illness

Something adults think is in our kidneys

Adult : "All that mental Illness you have, it's all in your head"
Actual mature person :" YEAH WHERE THE HELL ELSE IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE?

MY KIDNEY??"

by deleteyourselff December 31, 2021