May 27

The birthday of the closest thing known to god whom has walked the earth

“It’s May 27th today. Time for the annual meme minute of silence”.

“Happy birthday Harambe. Not a day goes by where I don’t think about you. I hope you’re having a blast with Steve Erwin up there, please know that the entire fucking world loves you. Taken too soon from us.”

by Harry.Sleath March 30, 2021

May 15th

National Clap cheeks day.

Guy: It's may 15th so let me clap those cheeks.
Girl: Yeah Sure! Let's have fun.

by Clap that ass April 30, 2021

May 20

Straight day, you are straight. Even if you're gay you are now straight for a day.

p1: Hey, what are you doing today?
p2: It's May 20, so I'm being straight.
p1: Ok.

by Noyesnoyesnoyesno March 20, 2022

May 8

National booty pic day.
Celebrated on may 8th. Send a booty pic to your man/girl or a random guy/girl🤪🤩

Girl 1: my man said it’s national booty pic day. What do I do?

Girl 2: Full send ittttt!! Girl it’s may 8th🤑🤑

by kittydestroyer May 8, 2020

May 19

National show your bf your titties because it's a national holiday. They have to see them to confirm you did

Yo babe it's may 19 gimme them titties because it's a national holiday.

Girl: ok *shows him*

by Nationaldaddyrenoldsday May 19, 2022

May chan

The white- washed Asian bitch

Omg, it’s may chan, what a fucking white washed ass bitch

by Silly person 101 November 3, 2019

may 15

The day when the baddest bitches are born. Only swag people are born on this day and if a nerd is born on this day it doesn't count.

People born on May 15 are kinda addicted to something, whether thats a person, place, object etc. This is normal however and people born on 15th May are still hot and also can do one thing very very well.

PERSON1: "So when is your birthday?"
PERSON2: "Uhh its May 15"
PERSON1: "NO WAY! You are literally a God and I worship you!!"

by lovergirl266 November 23, 2021