May 19

National show your bf your titties because it's a national holiday. They have to see them to confirm you did

Yo babe it's may 19 gimme them titties because it's a national holiday.

Girl: ok *shows him*

by Nationaldaddyrenoldsday May 19, 2022

May 4th

This is the day when you grab anyone’s ass, or give hugs.

Friend 1- can I have a hug!?
Friend 2- sure
Friend 1- *grabs ass*
Friend 2- why would u do that!
Friend 1- it’s May 4th who wouldn’t

by upyourass😌 October 22, 2019

May 20

May 20 is the best day to be with you girlfriend. Did u and your girlfriend Get together on May 20 your gonna marry her

Person 1: can I leave early I have to meet my girl
Person 2: Why os it something spesial?
Person 1:Yes Its may 20 and Im getting married

by ImNowMarried October 16, 2019

May 13

If you was born on this day you are AWESOME!!! you are nice and sassy!!!

IT'S MAY 13!!!!

by JJBABY101 May 7, 2020

May 15th

National nigro day

Your black were you born May 15th

by Tut O’Malley November 25, 2019

May 15th

National Clap cheeks day.

Guy: It's may 15th so let me clap those cheeks.
Girl: Yeah Sure! Let's have fun.

by Clap that ass April 30, 2021

May 27

The birthday of the closest thing known to god whom has walked the earth

“It’s May 27th today. Time for the annual meme minute of silence”.

“Happy birthday Harambe. Not a day goes by where I don’t think about you. I hope you’re having a blast with Steve Erwin up there, please know that the entire fucking world loves you. Taken too soon from us.”

by Harry.Sleath March 30, 2021