Mike Wazowski

A Depressed Caat from Monster's Inc.

Mike Wazowski only has one eye.

by urmominvietnam November 18, 2021

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The Mike Effect

When a man behavior is so questionable it repels women towards other men.

He’s using the mike effect to get out of his relationship

by Cleaver girl December 11, 2018

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an asian looking guy with a small ass dick and its bipolar as fuck and he is always depressed and is always jealous, he can be abusive sometimes, and unloyal, a lil bitch, but writes u the cutest things ever that dont mean shit BUTTTTTT his parents are the sweetest ever and take u to everything and even if u break there sons heart they still call and invite u to hella shit

Mike Curtis: babe suck my dick
Me: no babe not rn
Mike Curtis:*slaps u in the face*

by queenmami July 20, 2016

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mike ess

Mike Ess the man the myth the legend in his own head…the patron saint of newcomer swag…good friend very spiritual but will still knock someone’s top off if tempted…will do anything for his gang…has hair like a Brazilian goddess usually hated by most men with receding hair lines and no beards…a mike Ess usually has a illustrious sensational beard that doesn’t need any maintenance oils and all them other things most men put on their beards. A mike Ess is usually known to be a Latin lover who can Rico suave any women he desires into dropping their panties….

Hey girl have you seen mike Ess beard omg I want to sit on it

by Chubzyaheard November 23, 2021

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Mike Selisny

does not get up on a friday. definitely bats for both sides. his idea of a great night out is saturday night bingo.

mike Selisny does not get up on a friday
mike selisny definitely bats for both teams

by big boobs anonymous April 19, 2018

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Mike's Deli

Probably the greatest sandwich shop in flushing queens, new york. It is not really named "Mike's Deli", but most know it as that. It is run by a humble asian couple with a stoner son who sits behind the counter blazed out of his mind, but his parents are really nice. The real talent is in mike himself whos sandwiches are works of God. If one may be so lucky as to find this place on Northern Boulevard in Flushing, consider yourself lucky. I can assure you you will not find a better sandwich.

Dude i just had a bombshell at Mike's deli and i jizzed in my pants. Mike is a sandwich God

by thatflushingkid April 14, 2013

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