Michael Walls

Former Irish Swimming Champion turned underwear Model.

Girl 1- Did You see Michael Walls win the 1oom butterfly?
girl 2- Yes he's an incredible athlete, Dam handsome too.

by thebryanmyster February 28, 2009

Matchtard

A man or woman that is registered on an online dating site such as Match.com that has so many spelling and grammar mistakes in their profile that you suspect that they may be mentally retarded. Then you meet them for a date and they remove all doubt.

I met a woman that had so many mistakes in her profile that I felt compelled to point them out, telling her that guys like women who have nice profiles. She called me an @$$hole.

I told her "I meant you no ill will." She responded, "talk about your grammer, that sentance made no sence at all! lol "

She is a total Matchtard!

by willwonka71 October 1, 2010

Michael Zombie

A internet Celeberity who's real name is "Michael Pittman" He gained fame from the hit site "Vampire freaks" and then led on to Facebook and Site model. He's known for his attitude and style (Which is very goth like). He got the last name "Zombie" after owning over 700 fan pages of the rock star legend "Rob Zombie".

"I'm very weird actually, I freak myself out sometimes, it's quite beautiful" -Michael Zombie.

by Ilovehorrorfilms. October 30, 2011

Michael Phelpsing

The act of complaining about success.

i.e. Michael Phelps complaining about winning a Silver medal at the 2012 Olympics...even though he has like, 15 Gold metals. Lame.

"Ahhh man, I got a 97 on that test. I should have got a 100. I studied really hard."

"She's totally Michael Phelpsing."

by SiggyEm August 3, 2012

michael ramirez

Weird, but in a good way. A bit awkward, but that's what makes him adorable. Funny, sweet, loving, patient, and charming, he's what any girl would dream of for a boyfriend. His best physical attributes are his sexy brown eyes and shoulders that are perfect to lean against or cuddle up to.

Michael Ramirez is such a dork.

by Peanut-Peanut October 28, 2013

michael kramer

A huge douche that only bangs troll bitches because doesn't know any better usually living in his moms basement watching dog porn while screaming the lords name in vein

that guy is pulling a Huge michael Kramer

by Rusty trombone January 19, 2017

Michael barrying

To pound a girl into next week

My girl walked in on me Michael barrying her best friend

by Driizzyy May 25, 2018