Mielstar

A teacher at b.h.s. that currently posesses a Trojan Horse.

Games Toons Congruent Angles Mielstar

by Jeebus H. Christ June 20, 2003

Mile club

Getting an Uber or a Lyft and making out seeing how many miles you can go and how far into the making out you can go before the driver finally kicks you out, or you get to your destination.

We finally made it into the ten mile club

by Stdickolous January 14, 2016

mile high cream pie

A cream pie that happens at or above the elevation of 5280ft.

Last night in Denver I ignored the warning tap so he blasted his load inside me. It was the best mile high cream pie ever!!

by Idontthinkurreadyforthisjelly May 5, 2016

mikeshawn

A Mikeshawn is usually a big person and is usually super chill and smokes a lot of weed but usually gets no girls

Mikeshawn is so chill

Mikeshawn is a stoner

by Paloverde futbol November 9, 2017

mikeskitzo

A famous tiktoker with 9 inch dick, he’s known on tiktok for making funny content

Hey have you seen mikeskitzo on tiktok? Yea i saw his 9 inch dick on snap

by Hannahalana December 9, 2020

mile highway club

The mile highway club is the road version of the mile high club; pertaining to intercourse while in land vehicles instead of airplanes.

Cletus: “bro I just joined the mile highway club”
Schmidtt: “how did that happen?”
Cletus: “i picked up your sister to give her a ride to work and she gave me one back”
Schmidtt: “nice one bro”

by weinerfever9000 July 5, 2021

two-mile turkey trot

when a naked man is standing holding a naked woman while his penis is inserted into the vagina. while the penis is inserted, the man precedes to run, looking like a turkey because he is forced to waddle.

Mike: hey girl i need some exercise, but i would also like some sex as well.

angelina jolie: It's all good. We can just do a two-mile turkey trot!

by 69manlovetits March 2, 2011