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MAX jack 

The act of riding on Portland's MAX lightrail without purchasing and/or validating a ticket. Honest riders often forced into MAX jacking by out-of-order ticket dispensers and/or validator machines.
The Rockwood validator was out of ink, so I had to MAX jack it all the way to Beaverton.
MAX jack by Sophie Osborn April 21, 2007
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Max Richarding it 

Talking in appealing high pitched voice when somewhat nervous. A boyish charm.
Brian: Man, Dick, you sure seemed nervous around Molly.
Dick: Yea, i really was Max Richarding it, wasn't I.

Max Chill Pad 

A place where someone is able to obtain as much relaxation as possible.
Yeah man, this is my new max chill pad.
Max Chill Pad by The Only G-Money August 22, 2010

Max points 

A game with friends involving sexual acts which equal certain points. The aim of the game is to achieve the highest amount of points or achieving "max points"
Kiss = 10 points
Snog =15 points
A cheeky touch = 20
Anything more sexual = 50
THE DEED = MAX POINTS
Hey ;) kiss me and you can give me 10points" or "Hey fancy MAX points ;)
Max points by Desusa October 21, 2010

Max Hillman 

The coolest/sexiest jew around. He is usually found playing Nintendo 64 and/or sleeping. He also has a small penis.
Dude have you heard of Max Hillman?" "You mean that sexy kid with the small penis?" "lol!!!
Max Hillman by WhoaThereBaby November 28, 2010

Max Chod 

Small asian boy who prefers the resturaunt Abby's, fast learner loves cheesy fries. spends his days here in america calling people gay and getting all the ladies.
Max Chod: thomas your looking skinny............. NOT!

T-Mayhew: I freaking hate you....
Max Chod by allamericanmax November 15, 2011