male sex organ

a clever way to call someone a dick or dickhead, without sounding rude

-Hey, you male sex organ. You stole my breakfast.

-Don't be such a male sex organ!

by dildo777 January 19, 2023

Male manipulator music

Specific music is considered male manipulator music when a band consists or is known to have a fandom that mainly consists of guys that are manipulative pieces of shit (wich does not mean all their fans are like that btw).

Girl #1: "So what type of music does your bf listen to?"
Girl #2: "Oh you know like radio head and stuff"
Girl #1: "You know that's male manipulator music right? Girl run!"

by Jamesmustdie December 23, 2020

Male Pattern Blindness

Male Pattern Blindness / Pattern Male Blindness - A condition that afflicts men in which they are in a situation where a woman is giving every signal he needs to make a successful close but he does not notice. Later on, he may finally realize his blunder but the realization comes too late.

A girl might give a guy IOI's (indicators of interest) such as touching his arm, playing with her hair, or laughing at his unfunny jokes. A guy with male pattern blindness, usually due to lack of confidence, assumes she is just being nice when in actuality she wants him to hit on her / kiss her / fuck her / etc...

by Evil Ryan February 29, 2008

male pattern cameltoe

When a man has pants or shorts on that are so tight that his junk is clearly outlined in them or provides the viewer with an almost "wedgie" appearence.

Gross, that guy suffers from Male Pattern Cameltoe his pants are so tight.

by ImBringingBloggingBack September 30, 2006

Male Karen

When a guy has too many cats he gets called male Karen

"I own 6 cats, I'll be the old cat lady but as a man"
"Then you'd be a Male Karen"

by Karen550 March 29, 2020

yo mama male

they are independent of the social-sexual hierarchy. sigma, alpha, zeta, he is above all of these. he has ascended above the social norms of society. this is hard to tell though, as he only responds in "yo mama" jokes. he is like joker, not caring about the struggles of the world around him. he is his own man, a dominator of sigma males. they cower in fear at the sight of a yo mama male. every male can sense when a yo mama male is in the area.

BOB: "Why is sigma male name quaking in fear?"

JIM: "A yo mama male just passed us dude."

by professional yo mama male July 13, 2021

beta male quaver

An extremely underdeveloped male who relays on support from more superior black alpha females, never sticks up for himself relays on females to do that for him. Scared of buses. Scared of small Scottish men. Commonly referred to as quaver

friend 1: I want to shag your girlfriend

friend 2: Your girlfriend is a milf
beta male quaver:

by IloveQuavers February 6, 2019