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Monte Carlo [mohn-tay cah-low]

Noun

1. Biscuit

2. Stress Relief

3. Popular party trick

4. A delicious and creamy biscuit forged in the deep mountains of the Himalayas. Believed to have cured cancer in many provinces, the Monte Carlo was a historic treat for many civilizations. The Monte Carlo had been transported via donkey in the late 1800's from the Himalayan mountains; most notably the Tibet region - to Munich, Germany. A man had over time on the long journey from both countries experienced an extremely sore anus ah-noos and had an idea to re-leave this pain. Thus the creaminess of the Monte Carlo was used as he placed it and several others of similiar size right up his anus anoos. As people witnessed his glorified facial expressions after delivering such a release of uncomfort, many people have associated the Monte Carlo with pain and stress relief and in other cases also strange pleasures.
"Michael, I am having a real hard time today." says man 1.

"Here enjoy a Monte Carlo mohn-tay cah-low to relieve you from that back pain". says man 2.

"You mean anus ah-noos pain!" says man1.

"Ah yes my bad." says man 2.
by Henry III May 26, 2014
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All Time Low

THE BEST MUTHER EFFING BAND TO EVER EXIST. seriously though, they are amazing. their concerts are amazing! atl is comprised of four gorgeous men:
alex gaskarth, lead vocals and guitar
jack barakat, guitar
zack merrick, bass
rian dawson, drums
hey did you guys check out all time low? THEY ARE THE SICKEST BAND EVER!@#$%^&*()

(2) if you don't listen to all time low, you are the world's biggest douche bag!
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a song featuring Lil Jon and the Eastside Boyz. one should feel embarrassed for actually dancing to this song for proving that no matter the lyrics, he/she will dance to anything if the beat is good.
"Get low get low get low get low"
"TO THA WINNDOOOOOOW, TO THA WAAAALLL! (to tha wall), to the sweat drop down my BALLZ"
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C-low

A dice game, played with 3 die, where the highest roll wins, unless 4-5-6 is rolled, this being 'C-low'. Basically, 4-5-6 takes all. Other than C-low, 6-6-6 is the highest roll, naturally
1-2-3 is the enemy, you never wanna see em again
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cause the only way to beat the devils mix is 4-5-6 C-low!
by jesse cox NFLD September 4, 2006
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one hung low

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carry me on da low

When you try to dis somebody withought them knowing you actually did
Chris: yo ima get me sum shoez like mary!! (but they really ugly)
Mary: Shut up Chris, don't try to carry me on da low
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