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loiking

young unemployed youths in hoodies hanging around on street corners looking threatening... ie loiking around
there are a group of youths loiking in the car park looking suspicious.
by ann smith March 2, 2011
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Looking Problem

Someone who has a looking problem likes to look and/or have feelings for someone of the same gender as themselves. Not quite a lesbian/gay, but you get the point.
"Becca has a serious looking problem"
"I know, but it's not like she is a lesbian."
by badassgirl February 20, 2011
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Licking The Maggot

An term that describes a woman performing oral sex on a man who has a small penis. The woman, unable to tell if the penis is within the mouth takes to licking it instead.
I was forever licking the maggot with my ex-boyfriend
by ExoPaul October 20, 2012
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licking salt

to sucking,licking a dirty penis with a salty taste.
Carla: you giving head girl
Anney: Yeah but I was licking salt. That shit was ratchet!
by dirtyfreak February 12, 2014
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Lockie Leonard

When someone gains an unusual ability to infuriate his comrades, to the point when they wish to shove large metal objects into his anus.

Often the person in question speaks with an Australian accent, and enjoy's "putting shrimps on the barbie"

They also often turn out to be raging homosexuals, who name themselves after females and enjoy tipping their trillby's at women who they call "mylady"
Mary's raging shitstorm of cuntishness is "lockie Leonard"
by Chris1Male May 8, 2014
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Licking A Cloud

Licking the inside of an emptied cocaine baggie
by SynBangerang February 11, 2015
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looking friday

by Chilly dong December 15, 2015
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