Power Logs

Ridiculously strong calves.

Jim: Sam tried to jump into the pool from the deck yesterday. Broke the boards.

Jack: DAYUM. Dude's got friggin' power logs, huh?

by Fireofury October 23, 2014

waste log

The act of throwing something away that was once of great importance.

"Bro.... I was sooo hammered last I think I might have to waste log my liver ! RIP "

-Delaney Crawford

by Waste logged May 04, 2017

Lady log

When a lady takes a ladylike shit.

Nadine left a lady log in my toilet. Awww.

by JStet July 26, 2021

log collage middle school

A place that teachers don't care about you give you stuff you don't need and
There is a a lot of girls that want. Some dick

Log collage middle school is a terrible place

by Kidissome February 01, 2020

log clog

When excrement blocks the bathroom toilet.

There was a serious log clog for which I needed a plumber asap!

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

Wisconsin Cheese Log

Proper name for a man's penis after he has engaged in sexual intercourse with a woman suffering from a yeast infection.

Damn yo, after I finished banging this girl last night I went to the bathroom and saw I had a full-blown Wisconsin Cheese Log. I washed off my dick and got the hell out of there...

Did you hear? Agnes gave Gordy a Wisconsin Cheese Log after they got out of the hot tub...

After we had sex, I asked for a blowjob so I could feed her the Wisconsin Cheese Log her friend gave me earlier in the night.

by Gordy McDonkeypunch October 13, 2013

Kansas City Log Jammer

The act of using dirt as lube during anal sex. This can be used as a gay or straight term.

I could really go for a Kansas City Log Jammer right now.

by Ven-Tyler June 21, 2015