Logging

The act of adjusting the genitalia to comfort oneself, usually discretely, yet not always

I saw sam logging early, he was so obvious

by Nicozia April 10, 2025

god log

God log- a glorious shit

The dog took a god log on the front lawn

by gdawgW March 19, 2016

Log

the ultimate power couple

dog and lettuce is otp

clara- omg log is such the trendiest power couple #log dylan- "yeah log forever"

by basicgooglegirl July 4, 2018

Log drifter

A fart that passes past a log in your anus that's extra stank.

Jose fell out due to the log drifter I sent out. Wonder if he can taste it?

by Deadcell13 November 23, 2013

Snow on a log

The hors de’oeuvre is created when: one applies cream cheese, or similar singular product, to the concave surface of a prepared length of celery.

Related to: dirty snow on a log

What did you bring to the potluck? I brought a platter of hors de’oeuvres; with broccoli, carrots, snow on a log, ants on a log and chilled dip with crackers.

by Word Banger March 16, 2025

log jam

when you stick your tongue up a girls ass and a turd pushes it ack out.

There was a log jam when he stuck his tongue up her ass and he got a turd in his mouth for his trouble.

by Gozaagustus1 November 18, 2022

log-rolling

An extreme version of Coal-Rolling, but instead you find a group of liberals in a public place or a group of people with an opposing political view. You then commence defecating in your own pants. This is then followed by a joke of some sort usually pointing out that the act was a display of freedom. e.g. "What's that you think you smell?... That's the smell of FREEDOM!"

Hey, I went log-rolling on a bunch of guys in the lobby. It was so funny, but I have to go shower now.

by leequidbeef September 26, 2014