Shadow-kiss

When your lips touch a surface previously touched by another person's lips.

Person 1: "Yo did you just use my fork??"
Person 2: "Yeah, I think so..."
Person 1: "That means I've just shadow-kissed you!!"
Person 2: "bruh"

by Butt meister January 6, 2019

Kissed a manikin

Kissed a manikin: The expression to describe the phenomenon that takes place when everything is perfect in a relationship and you take it for granted and cheat on your partner and ruin the perfect relationship. The manikin is the person that you can't have.

the grass is always greener on the other sidehindsight is 2020

John and his wife had the perfect relationship, until John "kissed a manikin".

by Professor guldenstein June 21, 2020

Fleshey's Kisses

Nipples. Hershey's meaty, fleshmade Kisses.

"Damn, I wanna suckle on this dude's Fleshey's Kisses so bad."

by Sukala A.P. December 30, 2021

hammer kisses

When a guy rubs the head of his dick up and down on a vagina before he penetrates.

I’m gonna give hammer kisses to that vag to get you wet babe.

by Mtk69 June 3, 2021

burger kiss

When two people bite a burger at the same time from opposite ends. Not entirely a romantic gesture, more often practiced as a source of humor.

Terry and Ben shared a burger kiss just now, what weirdos!

by Agulon April 27, 2017

Kissed on the dick

To be born between 1946 and 1964 as part of the Baby Boomer generation. These people enjoyed full employment, free university, defined benefit schemes and shirked national responsibilities like conscription and looking after the environment. This generation were seen as very progressive in their youth but later became fiercely conservative to protect the enormous capital they had amassed. They achieved this through voting power as they were the largest generation that had ever existed this making it easy to bend policy of the day to their will. Ironically this generation is now against everything they enjoyed themselves in their youth like free education, welfare, defined benefits, immigration, free love and youth home ownership.

"Have you ever seen a bunch of cunts more kissed on the dick than the Boomers?! Fuck me!"

by Nokitel May 1, 2023

STFU kiss

The kind of kiss when you want your girlfriend or boyfriend just to shut the fuck up.

He was explaninig to his girlfriend a long boring story so she gave him a STFU kiss.

by brencelj October 10, 2011