Italian Kiss

The Italian kiss is a kiss of a particularly passionate and sensual nature. While similar to a French kiss it is not the same, as the Italian kiss involves biting the bottom lip more, less tongue, and pulling the bodies of one another closer while preforming the kiss.

So i heard you had fun on that date, what did you do with Dean last night?
He gave me his classic Italian Kiss, It was grand!

Italian Kiss by Ol Swinger March 30, 2021

Hade's Kiss

The intense burning sensation you experience on your butthole when you poop after digesting really spicy food.

I was unlucky enough to receive Hade's Kiss this morning. The buffalo wings last night were not worth it.

Hade's Kiss by XORtease April 27, 2015

leather studded kiss 

Used in Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance". Studded Kiss is a lip stick and "your leather studded kiss" probably is her metaphor for penis, in sands probably means at beach. I want to have sex with you at beach.

"I want your leather studded kiss in the sand"

leather studded kiss by Behnam SHS September 6, 2019

asskimo kiss

similar to an eskimo kiss, but instead 2 asses are rubbed together

After I violated the hell out of that bitch last night I gave her an asskimo kiss and fell asleep.

asskimo kiss by Johnny Tats January 17, 2008

snubbie kiss

The first kiss for people who are truly in love with each other.

Leo and ana kissed for the firs time!

They snubbie kissed each other.

snubbie kiss by orias March 13, 2008

glasgow kiss (AKA Glesga Kiss)

The Glesga Kiss.

I remember my first kiss like it wis only yesterday.
An’ I’ve goat the marks across my foreheid jist tae prove it.
It wis in the West End Ballroom, it’s nae longer there they say.
An’ I’m glad the Glesga Cooncil decided tae move it.

There wis this wee blonde wumman, she looked a guid wee dancer.
So I dashed across the flerr at considerable speed.
The wumman saw me comin’, sayin’, ‘here’s that bow-legged chancer.’
An’ she hit me oan the foreheid wi’ her heid.

I cannae remember her name, och! It’s a’ the bloody same.
I’m bein’ hurled aroon’ the Royal oan a barra.
My shirt’s a’ fu’ o’ bleed, wi’ fifteen stitches in my foreheid.
An’ the Doctor says I’ll no’ see for days, because o’ her mascara.

I swore it wid be the last time I’d be goin’ tae the dancin’.
There surely must be a safer way tae carry oan romancin’.

(flerr( floor
(cannae) can not
(hurled) wheeled
(aroon') around
(barra( barrow

glasgow kiss (AKA Glesga Kiss) by joseph sharp January 11, 2004

Every kiss begins with K 

“Every kiss begins with K” is one of many one-liner comeback jokes, that can be expressed after someone audibly releases a bellowed cloud of flatulence, or any other related type of cacophonous din.

Agent Oh: “Harder Daddy!”
Agent K: “Sure thing, boss lady.”
Agent Oh: (releases a fart from queefing)
Agent K: “Every kiss begins with K!”

Every kiss begins with K by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 15, 2018