Kinkapoof

The ejaculatory fart in place of semen when the testicles are dry.

Danny - "Dude i heard you kinkapoofed jessica last night"
Joe - "Yea it was a long night for me"
Spencer "Oh Yup"

by kinkapoof August 7, 2011

Kinkgradulations

What you say to someone after they tell you they realized they were gay after a DP encounter.

Person 1: "I just DP'ed this girl in the breakroom.... my balls touched another guys balls.... I think I'm gay"

Person 2: "Kinkgradulations dude"

by Banana Pancakes December 18, 2012

KINK STAMP

A mark on a sloots neck caused by the vaccuuming of another persons mouth, thus showing how kinky (and dumb) the sloot is.

Damn, BITCH! What the fuck is that kink stamp doin on yo neck....you so kinky!!

by bigkock August 20, 2012

Kink-o-meter

a thingy which measures one's kink responsiveness to different stimuli

guy: Bro, today I kinda measured my kink on the kink-o-meter and it said douche sprayer

guy 2: duh, well you are what you are

by beat_this_ April 24, 2015

kinkbag

A person who is overly kinky or almost obsessive about their fettishes or sexual cravings and experiences.

Jim was talking about his refrigerator fettish and I told him to shut up because he was acting like a total kinkbag.

by jon@$$ty January 3, 2016

Kinkeh

See kinky fetish

1. With a similar definition to kinky, but in a more awkward and sexually confusing way.
Is primarily acceptable in the bedroom. May appeal to certain fetishes.

2. Kinky INTENSIFIES.

Dan: I didn't know that she could get so kinkeh at night... Btw, I think you're gonna have to clean the carpet, and get a new kitty.
Don: Third time this week, Dan. Stop fucking my cat.

by Sadistic Demon June 13, 2016

kinkerito

A burrito that is typically shoved up ones ass during an act of sexual manner. It is usually used during intercourse or foreplay.

Man we should buy a kinkerito

by HarleyPsychoQuinn February 8, 2017