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Kelly slap

A slap delivered in order to aid a Male in sexual performance with another partner. Slap happens prior to sex almost like a "get in the game".
He needs a good Kelly slap to sleep with his wife
by J. G. July 27, 2019
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Kelly Robertson

Crazy bitch,

300 pound dudes commonly pass out in her bed,
can “quit nicotine cold turkey
“Do you know Kelly Robertson

“yeah I slept in her bed last night
by inthecell123 September 17, 2019
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Kelly Warrior

Northern Aboriginal slang for homeless people who drink kelly's.
"Remember Rodrick from High School?"

"Yeah! I heard he's a Kelly Warrior now."
by brewwarrior September 26, 2019
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Kaylyn wastie

Ewww she’s so yucky like a ducky and she smells like an old door nob
Kaylyn wastie is a very thicc gal and she’s pretty strange
by Your nana smells good November 16, 2019
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Kaylyn

Oh it’s a Kaylyn!
by Thepersonudontknow November 2, 2019
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Kelly Blew Book

Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.
Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.
by QuacksO January 1, 2020
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