StreetRunner Kiss

Type of kiss where two people who live near each other run towards each others houses. When they meet they kiss and run back. They don't say anything before or after the kiss and they never speak of it again. This can be between boy/girlfriends or two people that barely know each other.

*texting*

Person A: Want to StreetRunner Kiss?
Person B: Ok. Leave at 12:30 sharp

by koooolkaat123 March 17, 2013

Charon's Kiss

When you're vomiting in a toilet and the pukey toilet water splashes you in the face. Similar to Poseidon's Kiss, but this is from the ferryman who brings freshly deceased souls across the River Stix. puke shitcanned hamboned wasted loaded drunk alcohol Poseidon's kiss

Person1: Dude what's that shit all over your face? You stink.
Person2: Oh I just got a Charon's Kiss in the bathroom and forgot to clean up. Yeah...

by MudEYork June 13, 2016

milk kiss

When someone cums in your mouth and you kiss someone else

Dude?! I just gave a milk kiss to Jenny?!

by McDonald's cum October 3, 2021

kiss-blocker

A big shitty cold sore, that takes away ones kiss-ability for two weeks, in effect preventing you from going out, or from picking up a girl (or guy) during that time.

That kiss-blocker on her mouth looks horrible. She won't be making out tonight.

Jackass had just sorted his pickup-lines, when he noticed Melanie's kiss-blocker.
Without missing a beat, he eyed up Melanie's cute ass friend.

by Rifwalker July 11, 2010

STFU kiss

The kind of kiss when you want your girlfriend or boyfriend just to shut the fuck up.

He was explaninig to his girlfriend a long boring story so she gave him a STFU kiss.

by brencelj October 10, 2011

Fleshey's Kisses

Nipples. Hershey's meaty, fleshmade Kisses.

"Damn, I wanna suckle on this dude's Fleshey's Kisses so bad."

by Sukala A.P. December 30, 2021

Kissed a manikin

Kissed a manikin: The expression to describe the phenomenon that takes place when everything is perfect in a relationship and you take it for granted and cheat on your partner and ruin the perfect relationship. The manikin is the person that you can't have.

the grass is always greener on the other sidehindsight is 2020

John and his wife had the perfect relationship, until John "kissed a manikin".

by Professor guldenstein June 21, 2020