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Phantom key

Keyoftimes shadow
"we must stop phantom key"
by Evil key November 6, 2018
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House Key

Yeah, you idiot, you use some house keys or something.
Hym "Um... Yeah, if you need to cut the tape off a box but you can't use something sharpe... You use something dull... And jagged... Like a house key. Actually, box cutters not come with a pointed plastic part for opening boxes like that."
by Hym Iam January 29, 2024
mugGet the House Keymug.

Skeleton Key

When two hermaphrodites insert themselves into each other.
Did you hear about the Chris and Katie are both hermaphrodites? They can totally skeleton key!
by schmuck1015 April 3, 2022
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Aq keys

The best head mod ever and greatest fortnite player of all time #teamAqOt
-define aq keys
by Aq keys October 6, 2020
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House Keys

A term that refers to a nipple peircing
Dave: Hey, you should ask Amber to see the house keys
Ron: Why would I ask to see them
Dave: Just do it dude
Ron: *asks Amber to see the house keys*
Amber: *pulls out her breasts* theese?
by ZaWaurdo July 23, 2025
mugGet the House Keysmug.

Turn-key

A derogatory name for a prison officer (screw, kanga etc) used by inmates in U.K Jails and prisons (predominantly used in Scotland)

Meant to imply they are nothing more than key turners, since they spend many hours unlocking and locking cell doors.
Turn-key, can I get a cup of water?

“Stash that the turn-keys just came round the corner
by DugWater March 5, 2021
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Losing keys in your pocket

Someone of sheer idiocracy misplacing their keys inside their hoodie. They generally have a stench of angry mussels that follow them.
by BOHICA84 August 3, 2013
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