Mexican Jordans

Shoes that were deemed ugly,cheap, or fake by the industry and people.

"damn she/he got them "mexican Jordans" on"

"Look at the Mexican ass Jordans 😭"

"- They fake/cheap ass Jordans 💀

- must be them mexican Jordans"

by ALAAKAYYYYYYYYY360 June 30, 2020

jordan forces

the new shoes that came out that air jordan fused with nike.
the illest shoe ever!

oh them shoes is da illest shoes ever (talking about jordan forces)

by shoegilles June 24, 2008

Jordan Laughlin

Someone dodging a knife to stick it in someone else's back = Jordan Laughlin

The cops jammed him up so he pulled a Jordan Laughlin

by Bobby possumcod June 28, 2014

Jordan Bird

A little fuccing nigger who sux dick but also fuccs duck is currently being hunted by the thot patrol for playing with a niggas emotions

Its Jordan Bird, Call the thot Patrol

by BlexBlassen October 24, 2017

jordan moran

jordan moran is a self obsessed idiot, he is a little bit of a simp for milly bobby brown. he is very tiny. his instagram is akaz_satan drop a follow

jordan moran is a bit weird

by _tiadaley /// my instagram November 1, 2020

Jordan Christian

1. The most amazing guy in this world.

2. Perfect.

3. Strong.

4. Incrediable.

5. Beautiful inside & out.

'Jordan Christian is incredibly strong'

by aquaa October 1, 2012

small jordan

a small jordan is a dick that used to be huge but became small off steroids, people on steroids get small jordans usaully.
jocks usaully are on steroids and have a small jordan aka sordan.
stop steroids to stop sordans, men with a small dick use to be on steroids and have a sordan.

EX:girl: wow that man looks like he is tough must have a sordan.

EX:man: look at my muscles
girl: your probaly on steroids and have a sordan going on their...
small jordan

by small jordan May 15, 2014