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Johnny

He's a Johnny
I want to become a Johnny
by JustRam3n November 21, 2023
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fuck Johnny day

June 9 is the day where all the bitches pop that pussy for a real nigga with a bag named Johnny haley big dick energy
Ay mami you bouta bust it down for a John John real quick it’s fuck Johnny day
by DADDYWIHBIGCOCKXX June 8, 2020
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Johnny Shot

The Johnny shot is when you take a shot of Malort and chase it with well tequila. No line or salt can be used.
Person A: Hey can I get a Johnny shot?
Bartender: Of course! You’re wild af!
by Doble P December 6, 2023
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Johnnie

Johnnie (noun): A well-meaning yet oblivious individual who possesses the uncanny ability to leave bath towels in a crumpled heap on the floor as if the towel rack were a forbidden artifact. Johnnies are often characterized by their insistence that “they were going to hang it up later” and their talent for denying all evidence of damp chaos. Known to strike fear into laundry baskets everywhere, a Johnnie can also be found opening every cabinet and leaving them ajar, like a reverse poltergeist.
Person #1

“Where do I hang my towel”

Person #2
“Just Johnnie it into the washing basket
by Johnnie’s Towel February 28, 2025
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Johnny

thick butt girl: im scared of johnny his dick too big

thick butt girls friend: stop being scary, but it is kinda big tho
by daggerdiccj3 February 21, 2022
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Johnni

Johnni is a minor character in Hallo aus Berlin, who is also Rita's friend. Although Johnny is a minor character, he did acts that were not minor at all. In episode 4, In der Stadt, Johnni causes Rolli's suicide by making him jump off of a building. Johnni also makes a terrible act in episode 6, Schule. He was found responsible for Rita's death. He stabbed her 10 times with a swiss knife.
Person 1: You know Johnni from Hallo aus Berlin?
Person 2: The pyschopath that killed the main hosts of the show?
by Manga Suggestions ☆ November 17, 2023
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Johnny B'd

Being continuously skipped on rotation by a stingy mother fucker who smokes a bowl to himself in front of company and doesn't share
Man ! I totally got Johnny B'd three times last night...and I could smell that was some good shit !
by Bettywhite June 7, 2014
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