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A mythological creature to whom is attributed power to redeem man from eternal damnation as a consequence of sin. Born of man's need to believe in something, Christ is a useful tool for many things: keeping the gullible in line, raising money, imposing morals on others, justifying war, bloodshed, and terrorism, explaining away tragedies like childhood cancer and natural disaster, silencing dissent, and imposing guilt, are among the most popular miracles performed by Jesus.
Christ retains a strong following thousands of years after his invention, despite the advance of science, education, and technology in the years since.
Christ retains a strong following thousands of years after his invention, despite the advance of science, education, and technology in the years since.
Jesus Christ, almighty son of God, has all power in heaven and earth, except the power to grow a money tree.
by runrobrun July 24, 2011
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Get the jesus on a stick day mug.A Jesus version of a shark. Jesus walks on water, Jesus Shark walks on land.
Jesus made alot of fish and bread. Jesus shark makes people and bread.
Jesus was a person. Jesus shark is a cartoon.
Jesus got respect. Jesus shark has no respect. "nyuk nyuk nyuk."
remind you of anything? jesus shark is the big talking shark from josie and the pussycats.
Jesus made alot of fish and bread. Jesus shark makes people and bread.
Jesus was a person. Jesus shark is a cartoon.
Jesus got respect. Jesus shark has no respect. "nyuk nyuk nyuk."
remind you of anything? jesus shark is the big talking shark from josie and the pussycats.
"oh man tedd, I saw the Jesus Shark walk by me at the super market."
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"jesus shark watches me in the corner of my room when I sleep. fuckin jesus shark"
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"jesus shark watches me in the corner of my room when I sleep. fuckin jesus shark"
by ronnoc the axe January 13, 2009
Get the Jesus Shark mug.Those tall jar candles with the bizarre, often gruesome, Catholic iconography on the outside of the jar. Usually found at Mexican markets, religious gift stores, and the ethnic food section at the supermarket.
Shop 'n' Rob in Bay Point has a great selection of pickled Jesus candles.
No, I'm not Catholic, I just like pickled Jesus candles.
No, I'm not Catholic, I just like pickled Jesus candles.
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