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January 1st

National toe sucking day

People will celebrate the new year by sucking someone's toes.
Person A: mmm I'm in the mood for some toe sucking! can I suck your toes?
Person B: eww no!
Person A: but its January 1st!
Person B: Well ok then.
by spicy quacamole December 31, 2019
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January 26th

If your name begins with d e g i k f r l or j your crush has to say why they like u and write a paragraph about you
Its january 26th oohh lily wrote me a paragraph

Thats nice fred i wish Caleb was spelt how mast spell it so darlagh would write me one
by Not_drunk74 January 25, 2021
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January 5th

This day is for people who get dodged on there birthday.
Guy: we hanging for my birthday

Girl: It’s January 5th right

Guy: ya

Girl: Nah
by Blake Dunn October 30, 2019
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January 13

Guys, give your girl your hoodie and hug her every time you see her that day .
Colton: *sees Lilly in the hall * “hey Lilly “* gives hoodie and hugs her*

Lilly: why did u hug me and give me ur hoodie?

Colton: Bc it’s January 13th !!!
by Ur mom kissed ur dad December 26, 2021
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January the Third

Sarges Birthday.

A believer of Yetis

Also.. he has an illuminati cat and knows alot about shahhhks.

Pretty awesome soul.

Happy Birthday Sarge🎉🥂
January the third? Probably the most holy of days in Boston aside from Tom Bradys birthday
by A Minnesotan January 3, 2020
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January 3

A day where everyone starts to get sad because it's January.
Hey it's January 3rd. January 3rd makes me feel sad and empty because Christmas is over.
by _Zeezer January 3, 2022
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January 14

January 14 is National Complement Someone Day! On this day tell someone how special they are to you💕
Person 1: You look beautiful today!

Person 2: thanks but why are you completing me out of no where?
Person 1: because January 14 is National Complement day!
by Lajdhfuosjwbdjgorij January 14, 2021
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