jaded reality

A reality that is made up based on ones own opinions, usually confused with what is real.

Steve had such a jaded reality he thought that telling his girlfriend to lose weight was a motivational tool. Instead, she left him for verbal abuse.

by Sarah steves ex January 18, 2016

Jade widdows

Jade loves anal, if you want abit see her and just give a wink, she'll be on you in 10 seconds however due to previous experiences her anal cavity is extrimly loose. Also she loves abit of pink sock. Her vagina stinks of prawn cocktail crisps, trust me I would know 👍

Your so JADE WIDDOWS

by Maxie9966 August 21, 2016

jade howard

Jade Howard is perfect even though jade Howard's can be a slut at times she makes up for it by being a beast in bed

Person 1:Damnnnnnn jade Howard's fucked me

Person 2:wait me too...

by jadetheonisionlover February 14, 2017

jade tucker

Jade tucker is a unique emo girl whos very nice sassy but stands up for what believes is right and never lets anybody bully her friends especially her best friend morgan

Woah she is pretty tough
Bet shes a jade tucker

by Jade Tucker March 6, 2017

jadabo

Jadabo is a male or female whom Is about his/her chicken , very intellegent , and most likely to succeed .

Jadabo just finessed her outta 100.

by Bluestrips4k June 17, 2018

Jade.

a sad bitch with no life that puts out all her rage on her only friends cause she knows they wont ban her,usually met on skype or discord......and always a feminist

"Gosh....That girl from last night was such a jade."
"i knooooow"

by Kagekun101 May 12, 2017

jadalina

A very pretty funny girl who is always there to make you laugh she may be rude sometimes if you mess with her but she's a very sexy extremely hot person

She's very hot oh she must be a jadalina

by Fuguugg May 29, 2017