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Jack Anderson

A bass player in the band cornicopia who takes excessive amounts of superzooms and has a minion obsession
Person 1: wanna take a superzoom?
Person 2: who are you, jack anderson???
by oscar anderson February 6, 2019
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Jack miller

Jack miller... where do I start? A jack miller is a teacher that spends quality time swinging cats across the room and complaining about students to other teachers and/or strangers. Not to mention he knows the exact spots cats like to be pet (pleased), which is kinda suspicious, but who am I to judge? It is not rare to find students who fail his classes, because he either settles on 3/4 or 2/4 on every assignment, and he can’t tell you why. If you are a teacher, don’t be a jack miller.
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Jack Shephard

Doctor Jack Shephard is, deep down, a very caring person who has sacrificed and saved his crash-mates several times. Throughout the series, it has been stated numerous times that Jack is a natural leader. This has been demonstrated many times by his ability to work under pressure and analyze difficult situations. Jack intentionally represses fear and anxiety, usually in order to remain strong for other people, as he is the one they turn to during a crisis. Arguably the best character from ABC's TV show LOST.
Matthew Fox plays Jack Shephard on LOST.
by fourfivevalley October 11, 2019
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jack braiding

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by not josh ok bye October 29, 2019
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Jack Sweet

The biggest simp of them all. Has 7 restraining orders filed against him by some pretty ugly chicks. His moldy micropenis can make any female vomit on sight. He enjoys traps, watching his wife haves sex with black men, and sucking toes.
Is that Jack Sweet? I want to projectile vomit on his neck beard!
Jack Sweet was outside my window the other day. I called the police but they couldn't bear to touch it.
by BigOrgy1234 January 27, 2020
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Jack jack off off

When numerous persons with the name of Jack gather and compete over who can pleasure themselves the best, most efficiently, or fastest. Any other competition parameter works under this term, but it must pertain to multiple Jacks masturbating.
"Hey homie, did you attend the Jack jack off off last night?"

"Yeah man! Jack was on fire, but other Jack finished in record time. I couldn't believe my eyes!"
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Jack-in-the-box

While texting, you reply to their messages so quickly, that you scare away potential romantic partners.
He replies so fast, he’s like a jack-in-the-box.
by QuimpGod69 July 14, 2020
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