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If you were to ever come across a johnathan you should befriend them right away! Though shy and awkward at times he is one of the best friends you could ever have! From his goofy personality to his amazingly random talents a Johnathan is sure to make your life better! Sassy attitudes, to fun and games over time you find that he always has a big personality! Loving his hobbies like cars, shoes, guitars, watches, etc. He is a master of his crafts!

A great partner who is always there for you, a 5 star kisses and best Cuddles around! And late night in bed, you better bet nomatter how the day was he'll hold you close and love you unconditionally! Small silly thoughtful gifts can be found when with a Johnathan, from fire mixtapes, to your favorite snacks he always has you covered! Weather he be a friend, or a partner you can't go wrong with a Johnathan!
"Hey what do you call a fake noodle?!"
"What Johnathan"
"An Impasta!"
*uncontrollable dumb laughter*

I love you goober
Johnathan by Spacedace23 February 12, 2022
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RI37: "So how did you know JD8375?"
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SILENCE
R4780931: "What's in this water? It tastes different from... the..."
RI37: "Okay, time to fill that civilian fatality incident report."

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Johnathan galembo

a discord e dater that enjoys and loves food. he's known as "Bellas lover" or "Johnny" for short. he enjoys the sport of eating and discord and is an ex professional player and is known to be in the former friend group and franchise called 'TD' he was originated in the world chat of the infamous world chat of rules of survival.

johntahan galembo is truly a savior to the Mexican and e dating com.
jeez did u hear "Johnathan galembo" ate 12 hotdogs at once!