How to Give a Cat a Bath

1-Close drain, put cat on tub, close shower door 2-carefully open door, don't let out, and tun on water 3-spray bubble bath over top 4-get them out; they hate it

I better give my cat a bath!
So.....How to Give a Cat a Bath.....

by Someone who is Me June 1, 2018

give your head a shake

A phrase which has never actually been spoken aloud. Instead, it is found exclusively in letters to the editor and on message-boards. Must be spoken with a grumpy old white man accent.

Legalize marijuana? You need to give your head a shake, boy. And get off my lawn.

by Pedobar October 27, 2011

give me some butt

A way of saying 'give me a piece of ass'

Inmate1: Whatchu want, fool?

Inmate2: Give me some butt, nigga!

by Solja May 17, 2006

I don’t give a fuck you think I give a fuck

When you actually give a fuck but don’t want others to know you do. When you’re hurt by something but your still that bitch.

Them: “sorry we forgot to tell you we were going to smoke”
Me “i don’t give a fuck you think I give a fuck because I don’t”

by That bitch coco November 27, 2019

giving up the dookie

The act of an individual allowing his/her partner to make an insertion into their asshole.

She likes giving up the dookie.

by she gives me the dookie May 18, 2010

give me some knuck

to give a fist bump/pound

Guy #1: Hey, nice move with Becky. You dodged a bullet.
Guy #2: I know, right?
Guy #1: Yeah, give me some knuck.

by bobbysmash May 24, 2010

i dont give a hockey

used by dumb people usually named stefan

person 1: hey stefan. u suck
stefan: i dont give a hockey
person 1: *looks it up on urban*

by mrs.kitcat April 5, 2017