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Pit Apostle

Worships Pitbulls above family, community, friends and other animals.
Believes Pits are perfect and can do no wrong; any “unpleasant” actions are attributed to outside influences.
Will devalue any other living entity in favor of the Pit.
Expresses no regret or sorrow when Pits maim or kill.
Threatens violence to any and all who don’t ascribe to their “beliefs”.
Describes every pit as “loving”.
Believes society should accept attacks as “collateral damage” to preserve their right to own a killing machine
"The Pit Apostles are at it again, blaming a two-year-old child for the fatal mauling he received at the jaws of a pitbull"
by PhD Candidate 2024 November 2, 2023
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Douche pit

Someone who is so far into being a douche they can never revert back to their non douche-baggery.
Geez he is such a douche pit
by R to the J Izzle January 22, 2011
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Pit Panicked

A person feeling like they have so much panic inside of them that it could fill a pit.

Being panicked over something, overly anxious.
Dude 1: Woah man, chill out
Dude 2: I can't bro, I'm just pit panicked right now
by kurrishten November 5, 2012
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Pit Pig

A man with an armpit fetish who enjoys sniffing and/or licking other men’s armpits because the masculine musk and tangy sweat turns him on.
A: “At first the armpit thing was a joke, but I think I might really be a Pit Pig. I want to taste that man’s sweat.”
B: “Eugh, you actually like sticking your nose in a guy’s pit and smelling that man musk?”
A: “Only when he’s hairy.”
by YourMomIsAPsyop September 25, 2024
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Tit Pits

Underboob area that becomes hot and clammy.
I hugged my lady last night at bedtime and her sweaty tit pits made my chest sticky
by Klufsmash November 27, 2023
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Pit Shits

When you put on too much deodorant and clumps of it get stuck in your pit hair.
YEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWW!!!!!!!
Oh sorry, I just pulled out some pit shits.
by Mr.Neverdie December 23, 2017
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pit princess

Despite looking delicate or feminine or "not punk", a Pit Princess is a girl who dominates a punk push pit or a metal mosh. It's not that she's not in the scene, she just doesn't feel the need to prove it by how she dresses. Instead demonstrating how metal she is by hardcore moshing...ask her for her pit injury horror stories because she definitely has plenty.

Not every girl in the pit is a Pit Princess. If she looks like she belongs, she's not a Pit Princess she's just fucking punk. Pit Princess specifically do not conform to the metal aesthetic and are often judged for being posers or excluded for how they dress - until they get in the pit to prove their love for the music and the pit.
damn look at that girl shoving others in the mosh. I thought she was a poser dressed like that but she's a total pit princess.
by beingsadispunk September 19, 2022
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