Im batman

A comeback used when you do something and your friends dont have a clue how.

John: wait you never learned how to shuffle cards? How did you do that?

Jonas: im batman

by IRllyLikeDucks July 29, 2022

Im on the roof of nuke town

(squeaking) Daniel im hacking im on the roof of nuke town!!!

(squeaking) im on the roof of nuke town!

by Im on the roof of nuke town September 14, 2022

im dine

way of saying ‘I’m dying’ but you hood af. probably southern (I’m dying > I’m dyin > I’m dine)

nigga - yo cuh you see that video on daquan. Shit hilarious
other nigga - oh no bruh send it over
*nigga sends it*
other nigga - yo bruh this too funny im dine 💀💀

by finnabuss May 27, 2019

disco stick (if yknow what im sayin)

transportation used to interrupt the atmosphere with the asian birthday boy calculating mantenance

bro im ridin that disco stick (if yknow what im sayin) rlly hard

by uh idk lol June 7, 2023

oh good heavens im about to splurge

Something you say when you are about to buss but want to sound like a gentleman.

Person 1:Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge.
Person 2: Woah dude, thats crazy you sounded like a total gentleman when you said "oh good heavens im about to splurge.

by Isator November 14, 2023

im not your fans

If you want to unfollow someone, make sure you remove they from your followers list, im not your fans.

"who are you?"

"im not your fans def-"

by your beloved fans January 11, 2024

im gonna touch you

Your friend wants to touch you, with hugs and kisses, of course! What where you thinking?

Friend: " im gonna touch you "
You: "bring it in, buddy."

by I like homestuck 👍 March 6, 2024