Italian by Injection

The Italian American male “act” to inject (copulate) his non italian american spouse and bless her to thus become italian american by injection.

True, my wife Monica is from east europe but after sleeping with her she has become italian by injection.

by TheWolfffQueensBocaRaton October 10, 2022

Italian Shoebox

A shoebox hidden under the bed because you shouldn't have to pay tax.

Dad has an italian shoebox

by crackamodo December 26, 2021

Italian ring finger

An act of intimacy performed the night following an Italian wedding where the bride fingers the grooms asshole

“You ready for your Italian ring finger tonight?”

“Yes Italian wife, I love you.”

by anonymous September 8, 2020

italian tired

euphamism meaning high; when italians get tired their eyes get red

My buddy Johnny is always italian tired, but he never gets caught cuz of those italian eyes

by italian~ice March 1, 2023

italian quesadill

The act of being stuffed like a tortilla by an Italian male.

His Italian sausage stuffed my quesadilla last night. I had my first italian quesadilla

by Thatdogsface May 12, 2016

italian bet

a bet you never fullfill
an unkept promise

She lost the bet, but when I asked to settle the score, I only heard excuses. it must been an italian bet.

by c4tman June 25, 2021

Italian motorboat

When a peice of pasta falls down your face, into your cleavage and gets stuck down your top.

Nimoe: you'll never guess what happened to me last week in England.

Jess: what!?

Nimoe: I was in a posh restaurant and had a really embarrassing Italian motorboat.

Jess: Lol.

by Nimoe July 20, 2016