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horny dick biscuit

When you are horny and your dick is hard and in your pants, and it rolls into the shape of a biscuit.
Man 1: dude did you see dem titties? I got so horny that my dick rolled in my pants!
Man 2: yah! I got a horny dick biscuit too!
by MLGDickWaggon May 8, 2017
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Horny dog shit

When good fortune comes your way it is horny dog shit
That's some horny dog shit.
by jackson thrust May 30, 2019
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Second Hand Horniness

When you get horny from hearing of someone else's sexual interactions
I got Second Hand Horniness when hearing about Jacob's girlfriend
by Corina Corina March 24, 2021
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great white horny

A shape shifting animal always taking different forms. Often elusive, to everything but cock. Vitiamin “D” defficiant, always on a quest to quench its thirst for the penis. Often squirts its prey from its thighs and eyes.
Steer clear of Kate. She’s a real great white horny!
by Great White Horny August 19, 2018
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Primetime horny time

The time when you get horny every night
Me: This dude asked me what time we would do it.

Friend: What you say?
Me: At 11pm that's my Primetime horny time
by LilX69 October 8, 2021
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Horny Boner Sock

A sock sometimes used by African American males for cooming in Public, in School, or while on the bus.
Sometimes used for assault, or as a pretext to assault.

Commonly abbreviated with "HBS"
Daym jamal ay-o dis feel so good wen I coom in my Horny Boner Sock.

Fug jamal gawt so mad at dat nigga dat he slap heym widt his Horny Boner Sock lamo.
by BuckBreakerSneedFeeder October 8, 2021
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False horny alarm

When you feel horny and masturbate but after failed attempts of climaxing it turns out you just weren’t in the mood
*person tries many times to climax while masturbating but they later find out they just weren’t in the mood*

Guy: I guess it was a false horny alarm
by Nobody1995 August 15, 2021
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