Hippie

A lady named Caroline King. Obsessed with eco friendly, chemical free items.

Caroline is a hippie.

You’re such a hippie Caroline

by KingAngus September 21, 2023

Music hippy

An insecure dickhead who brags about listening to old music and bashes everyone else's music.

Dylan- Yo man did u hear kanye is gunna drop a new album? It gunna be fire!
John- No and i dont care. You and your stupid rap music. I listen to real music like the beatles and Led Zeppelin. Modern day music sucks.
Dylan- Damn nigga chill its just music. And i dont fucking care that you listen to old music bruh. Stop bashin my shit for no reason. You like a music hippy or some shit.

by Dylan_slimshady August 22, 2017

Hippie

Once a term reserved for dirty longhairs from the 70s who wore tie die shirts, a peace sign, and patchouli. They protested and cried about almost everything, and pioneered the anti-vaccine movement of the early 2000s with some dumbass bullshit about autism. Today they have updated their costumes. They can be easily spotted wearing clothes with American flags on them, usually bought at Walmart in the clearance section. Some will advertise that they now own guns, and will fly Trump or Don’t Tread on Me flags in their yards as well. They protest in front of schools, freeway overpasses, and vaccination clinics. Hippie as fuck as they are, they still cry about the dangers of vaccines like little scared bitches. By contrast, being the naturalists that they are, they are not against all medicines, as they like to wash down natural ingredients promoted by the holistic medicine man, their Maharishi holy man, Donald Trump. These items include Lysol, ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, and still patchouli oil to keep up the hippie tradition. Some identify themselves as conservatives, flying a tattered ass flag off their truck, wearing the same unoriginal “Let’s Go Brandon” shirt, and telling everyone they are moving to Texas. To their dismay, true conservatives never protested and always looked down on those who did. Ronald Reagan would be ashamed. They fail to realize that despite their makeover, these malcontents are still just whining hippies minus the tie die shirts.

Person 1: Hey Chad, do you want to go to Walgreens to protest the Covid-19 Vaccine with me, to help save humanity from being microchipped.

Person 2: Hell no! I’ve got better shit to do with my time. When did you become such a protesting, whiny ass little bitch Chad? You’re a fucking hippie.

by Kentuckywoman082 December 21, 2021

Hippy

A way to tell your friend your the imposter without announcing it to the whole group

Dude, hippy watch out.

by Kale Bee November 14, 2020

Burnt out hippie

a hippie or regular guy who decides to take ludicrous amounts of lsd and then ends up depersonalized and depressed for his whole life trips so hard that he never really came back with his full self just walking around saying nothing is real and forgetting your own thoughts

DONT TAKW HIGH DOSAGES OF PHYSCADELICS OR YOULL END UP LIKE A Burnt out hippie

by dontdrugupyoung June 23, 2023

hippie trip

A hippie trip is slang for that feeling during or a little after smoking hookah. When you feel light-headed and feel like you might throw up. This sensation may feel uncomfortable or rad.

"Man I had a hippie trip last night"

by Joe Smith Shmoe May 14, 2012

Hippie Killer

Any motorized farm implement that is capable of entangling bell bottom pants and maiming or killing the person wearing them.

That tractor is a real hippie killer. Those wheels are about to snatch him right out of that seat.

by jukeboxhero77 October 11, 2021