Jazz hands

The act of waving one's hands in the air in an eratic manner in response to an emotional song or situation. Similar to spirit fingers except that the entire hand and, ocaisionally, the arms, are utilized.

While listening to the Journey power ballad "Faithfully" John broke out the jazz hands.

by Daddy's home August 15, 2009

colt 45 hands

When one duct-tapes a colt 45 onto each hand. The person who has "colt 45 hands" cannot take them off until he/she finishes the bottle. Very difficult to pee, very easy to get drunk.

I can't fuckin take a leak till i drink my colt 45 hands!

by Jared Hunter March 24, 2005

no hands facial

The act of ejaculating on a ho after some good sex. U must be skilled however, because the act of skeeting is handless and totally unexpected to the ho.

I gave that slut a no hands facial to top it off and she didn't even see it coming. It was swell

by Meatball April 18, 2005

Romanian handshake

To perform fellatio or cunnilingus in an effort to secure favors or favorable treatment.

"Did you see the gymnastics judging? Somebody must've been doing the old Romanian handshake to get the scores that high."

by Vlad the Impaler August 25, 2004

Handsome Jon

An extremely handsome male who stands above the rest and is called John or Jon, therefore making them handsome Jon

Wow, look at that guy Jon, hes so handsome, its handsome Jon

by TG:83 September 24, 2004

handisnacked

One that is overly obese and is incapable of preforming everday tasks due to large consumption of snacks such as: Ho ho's, Suzie Q's, Little Debbie brand snake cakes and America's favorite snack...Twinkies.

When fat people claim to be handicapped because of large amount of weight.

Shreena is not handicapped, shes so fat she's handisnacked

by Joshy G January 25, 2008

Rhone Hands

A genetic disorder resulting in the increased size of one's hands

"He makes regular sized foods look like finger foods, he must have a case of the Rhone Hands"

by sweetlou33 January 9, 2009