Ho Po

Hole Poker. An immature female looking to trap a male for life by poking holes in condoms in hopes the males' sperm will impregnate her.

John: "Watch out! She's a Ho Po, betcha nine months down the road someone will be a father!"
Larry: "Only way she'll get a guy to settle down..."

by HottyPatrol August 23, 2018

locker ho

A girl who stands in a locker waiting for people to walk past and put their junk in a hole in the locker

Dude, I was up on the 4th floor, locker ho is on duty!

by MCompany November 12, 2011

ho-wopper

(n): a chick who tries to make everyone care about her life and tries to one up all her friends sexually with gross men.

oh... and she has blonde pubes and black skin.

Man, did you hear that Sara Ray got with that Ryan kid again? Dude, she's such a ho-wopper.

by R.J. JiN May 31, 2009

Ho-pourri

The combination of cheap perfumes that forms a putrid cloud of fragrences in the air, usually following groups of trashy club-goers.

"Oh, man. Get a load of this bunch coming at us! You think they're going to Whiskey Dick's to do jello shooters and try to get on Girls Gone Wild?! Oh my god, what's that smell?! I can't breathe! I *cough* CAN'T *cough* BREATHE!"

"Oh, yeah dude. That's the Ho-pourri cloud. It's what you get when you get a nice mix of cheap-ass knock-off perfumes."

by seventies_bush February 04, 2010

Jr. Ho

Refers to that "one" redneck girl that's always in the bar, wearing a Dale Jr tank top, and no bra (even though she really needs one) that randomly raises her budweiser and yells WOOHOO for no apparent reason.

"Dude, no matter how much I drink tonight, do NOT let me leave this bar with the Jr. Ho, promise me!"

by PenOfFire October 15, 2011

Sleep Hoed

The act of sexual intercourse with a hoe that is asleep/passed out.

I saw Jen passed out on the couch last night so I Sleep Hoed her.

Bitch got Sleep Hoed at the dog house!

by JakieNarko November 22, 2013

youza ho

Used as an insult to a ho or otherwise known as a person you wouldn't trust your man with.

Shaquisha: "I can give your man a ride to the concert."
Patricia: "Girl no, youza ho. You always tryna get some."
Shequisha: "Damn, you caught me."

by Jesshiaquandra March 16, 2017