Hairy Baker's Dozen

A group of 12 hairy men with a hairy 13th man as their leader

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That Hairy Baker's Dozen is a good looking group of dudes
by KöJøffə November 23, 2015
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Hairy Chew

When you put hair removal cream on your bum hair.
Then next time u go toilet, poo it off.
The poo will be covered in hair and look like chewbacca
How did you get your anal hair off?
Well, Ciaran said he did a “HAIRY CHEW” yesterday and it pretty much cleared it off ”.
The poo will be covered in hair and look like chewbacca.
by TizzleJaWizzle43 February 18, 2024
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White Hairy Buffalo

A person from your high school or hometown that you always had some type of crush on. This said person is someone you would’ve married if your paths didn’t veer off from each other. Someone who reopens your old feelings for them like a poorly mended wound every time you see them.
Ex): Chad: Dude, don’t go there man. Sarah was some high school bullshit. She’s your White Hairy Buffalo.

Thad: Damn, Chad you’re so right.

Sarah: *as she walks by Chad and Thad* Oh, hey Thad.

Thad: *gazing after her* I think my feelings just reopened for Sarah like a poorly mended wound.
Chad: what the fuck, bro.

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1. Previous crush/significant other
2. From your hometown or high school

3. Think about him/her every now and then

4. Always wonder what he/she is up to when you return home
5. May have dumped recent men/women to try and be with said person

6. “The One That Got Away”
by Shley May 29, 2019
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White Hairy Buffalo

Your friend/significant other from high school or your hometown that you would’ve married if you never left your hometown. This said person is someone who you always have feelings for, and said feelings reopen like a poorly mended wound every time you see said person.
Ex): Preston is my white hairy Buffalo.

Ex):

Chad: “Dude leave Sarah alone. That’s old news.”

Ben: “yeah Thad, Sarah was a lost cause after high school. She’s your White Hairy Buffalo, man.”

Thad: “Fuq dude.... you’re right.”
by Shley May 29, 2019
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hairy watch

An undesired gift from an undesirable person, especially in the form of regifting.
Alisa looked with extreme displeasure at the clearly regifted item. "Oh GOD, can you believe this hairy watch she's trying to pass off on me?" as she dropped it in the trash.
by Alex FromDownstairs November 06, 2013
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hairy callous

A gal who looks like she should be a dainty palm but is way too independent for her own good. Usually a lesbian.
"That girl is so hot, man!"

"Don't even, dude, she is such a hairy callous."
by 'dork October 10, 2006
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Hairy Stimpleton

The act of shaving off your Butthole-Net and then ejaculating onto it. After that you find your prey and stick this hairy-cum-glue to their face in such a way that it creates an authentic biker beard. Although this is very humorous it might get you called names like Jizz guzzeling rectal wart or donkey raping shit eater.
I was wondering what my best friend would look like with a beard so I got him drunk one night and gave him a Hairy Stimpleton.
by XbigpenismanX June 17, 2011
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