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skeet hammer

while ejaculating on your girlfriends face, you pound the sperm in with your penis.
After I banged my girl last night, I skeet hammered my cum all over her face.
by Eddiemagic September 19, 2009
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Trondheim Hammer Dance

According to the comedy troupe Monty Python "a dance which was done every 25 minutes in the town of Trondheim in which the old ladies were struck about the head with large clubs". Has come to refer to any gathering where a defenseless group of people are beaten up by soldiers or police for no particular reason.
Q: Hey dude, are you heading down to the G20 protest?

A: Not a chance, dude. That will be a Trondheim Hammer Dance for sure.
by mieh dnort July 20, 2010
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Lamb Hammock

A sexual maneuver involving two spatulas and a generous amount of bacon grease.
Kid: Mommy, can I have bacon for breakfast?
Mommy: (cutting fruit for the child's lunch) No honey your father and I used it last night.
Kid: Why?
Mommy: Adult stuff.
Kid: Why?
Mom: Because you're too young.
Kid: Oh yea? fuck, shit, buttsex, fisting, procrastibating-
Mom: Okay, okay you've proved your point. We were lamb hammocking last night.
Kid: Why?
Mom: We wanted to try something the kids were doing these days.
Kid: Why?
Mom: To put the spark back in our marriage.
Kid: Why?
Mom: So your father and I don't kill you.
awkward silence
Mom: (goes back to cutting fruit, this time more agressively) So how's school child?
by DiZeaZeD FreNcH HorN September 11, 2010
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Gucci Hamster

A hamster that you get from spider man and a girl who ate 98 frogs that are shaped like a door, they gave birth to A GUCCI HAMSTER and eventually the evil doctor, (dr. Soppy socks) bought their kids, and he put them in his lab, he got so scared about his porcupine runaways eating his jeans cutely, so he sold the gucci hamsters. So legend says, kids still play hang man using these evil hamsters.
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drop a hampton

the act of defecating one solid, large, piece of waist.
Oh crap, i have to go drop a hampton for the third time today! I knew i shouldn't have ate all that pizza last night.
by ounze1824 September 1, 2009
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On the Hamster Wheel

A COVID-19 shelter-in-place personal discovery, as consequence of simply having time to reflect on what really matters in life.
After 4 weeks of social distancing, I've come to the conclusion that I FUCKIN HATE MY JOB and ain't NO WAY I'm gettin' BACK On the Hamster Wheel...
by YAWA April 17, 2020
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By the Hammer of Thor

An Exclamation, A Reference to the Tool used by the Mythological God of Thunder, Cursing without Cursing
by AbrahamRunning December 16, 2007
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