Ukrainian Goggles

Derived from 'Arabian goggles'. When a woman strangles a man by wrapping her legs round his neck whilst shitting in his eyes. Original use was related to a man of Ukrainian heritage, hence the phrase.

Taylor Swift and Jane from Breaking Bad are fit enough to let them give me Ukrainian Goggles, but only just.

by Tanned November 25, 2016

special goggles

1. Shit you use for going under the sea, as in deep sea or SCUBA diving.
2. Something a steampunk person wears, either on their face or hanging around their neck.
3. Those glasses that make you see funny.
4. Those other glasses that make you see funny. See "beer goggles" for more information.

1. After I touched the hypolimnion, I was glad that I had my special goggles on; my eyes didn't freeze!

2. I realized I needed special goggles when the shiny shit hit my new-fangled air spinning machine.

3. Are these fun house glasses, or just my special goggles?

4. Wow, you look awesome... must be because I'm wearing my special goggles.

by thefriennlyfarmer February 12, 2017

Feminist goggles

The glasses a feminists view a male through. The less effeminate and like a female the guy is, the more the feminist goggles distort reality.

When a girl tells a guy fuck you and its meant as an insult, more guys than not would hear the insult it was meant to be. The double standard is in the way guys don't get to say fuck you to each other without something happening, and females know how to get by without anything happening (unless its to the guy such as jail time or other similar consequences).

Girl-Fuck you!
What a guy is really like- Fuck you too ya mouthy fuckin cunt!

Guy through feminist goggles-Oh fuck she said fuck you, now I'm gonna have to fight a hard on. Whether I'm attracted to a girl in a romantic way or not, I know that because she's a girl and she said fuck you I'm gonna end up getting a hard on. All guys are like me (except guys that think like females). I hear things exactly as I want them to be, and if its a female, since I want to fuck her whether I've thought about whether I'd really want to fuck the girl (or marry the girl) or not, I want to hear her talk to me about fucking.

by Solid Mantis July 8, 2019

Feminist goggles

Feminist goggles also tell a feminist a guy should never question what a female is like when the public eye isn't looking, or think about who she really is (and if he does so the feminist should start by calling him any name she can think of to try and get him back in line, and keep him from getting/staying out of line from then on). Feminist goggles yell a feminist guys don't think about what's beneath the surface, they just think about how many females they can fuck in a lifetime (unless they're the guys that think like females)

Her feminist goggles made everything she thought she knew about the guys she hated true.

by Solid Mantis July 8, 2019

The Greggal

A demon that travels from person to person causing pain and destruction to all.

The Greggal will find you.

by Death #325 November 22, 2019

Pharoh's Goggles

The act of a male sitting on a females face while he is getting a rim job, where he puts this balls on her eye sockets and his dick on her forehead so it looks like the Asp on a Pharoh's head dress.

That Guac Piece was such a ho that she let me give her the Pharoh's Goggles

by CEEARECEE February 6, 2009

Japanese Rain Goggles

Specially designed goggles originating from Japan that allow the user to enjoy Golden Showers, Muddy Buddy and other such acts. They are also surprisingly useful for navigating through the annals of Urban Dictionary.

Lads, grab your Japanese Rain Goggles, we're going to Shinjuku.

Properly pronounced Japanese Rain Goggrssssss

by YaMumisYaDad July 29, 2018