green goblin

A shot of cheap tequila, mixed with male ejaculate and green food coloring.

Damn bitch, shoot that green goblin!

by Antisyzygy February 12, 2008

sperm goblin

Exactly what it sounds like someone or something that gobbles sperm

Yo that bitch was a sperm goblin

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 4, 2022

Crotch Goblin

A tiny goblin who lives in your underwear while you are sleeping. Usually picks and eats the dick cheese from a foreskin. Also wakes up at 3am to eat custard.

The crotch goblin has been has been sleeping peacefully in its owner’s underwear.

by Lebo Luke January 3, 2021

Green Goblin

Similar to a black nasty, green goblins are any fitted hats or snap backs with a green brim under. Usually seen in snap backs. Green and black brims are considered bummy as fuck.

Gordon - Yo bro this fitted is nice as fuck. You finna cop?

Rick - I Nah bro thas a green goblin my guy.

Gordon - Respect

by G6Saitin December 3, 2021

Goblin

A manlet with a fucked up face

Guys that Kalen kid is such a fucking goblin

by 0Azazael0 January 24, 2019

Loot goblin

Anyone with the last name of BIRCH

Me: “can I hav some money please ALEX/MICHAEL”
Alex/Michael: no u I need it even tho you hav 1k and I hav 600k
Me: stop being a loot goblin

by Mememaster3001 December 24, 2018

Goblin

To get yourself totally wasted from the use of alcohol or similar substances.
Term coined after a drinking benchmark set up for a MCOC player.

"If I could goblin myself I wouldn't need a girlfriend!"

"I got Goblined last night ....THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID HAHAHAHA"

"Yeah I don't really understand what's going on with the new event. But I'm trying to get my Goblin on tonight".

by ratatatttttt January 28, 2017