Girlfriend

Something I do not have.

Person 1: “do you have a girlfriend?”
Me: “no”

by Thefuckingprincess January 12, 2022

Mages Girlfriend

The biggest whore ever known, she is a whore and a stupid slut, also me and giraffe hate her a lot, because she is a dumb stupid hoe

Oh yeah your acting a lot like Mages Girlfriend you hoe

by ClipzeeIsAFarmJew July 6, 2022

don't kiss your girlfriend day

just stop kissing your girlfriend with no warning . watch how mad she gets

babe why did u stop kissing me

it's don't kiss your girlfriend day

by skrtskrteatdirt October 7, 2022

give your girlfriend a hoodie day

28th of November is national give your girl a hoodie day

Yo bro it’s the 28th national give your girlfriend a hoodie day did you give your girl one

by Itsonlyjoshhere November 27, 2020

girlfriend

okay this is one for all my fellow males out there
1. you won't get one
2. they are too complex to understand

yeah I'm gay how did you know?

joe: yeah man I just got a girlfriend!
jeff: dude you gotta wake up and they're too complex to understand, are you outta your mind?

by AtOneWithTheSussy December 28, 2021

kiss your girlfriend day

kiss your girlfriend day

person.hey its november 19

person.ya wats so inportent about that
person.its kiss your girlfriend day

by hey_its_me_mj November 18, 2019

National Give your Girlfriend Flowers Day

Give the loved one of yours flowers. September 24th is National Give your Girlfriend Flowers Day.

Buy her flowers and appreciate the moment. National Give your Girlfriend Flowers Day

by Ptr094 September 24, 2022