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Ghost texter

Someone who you texts you first but then forgets to text you back all of the time. It's like you're talking to a ghost.. A ghost with adhd.
Ghost texter: hey girl!!!

You: hey whatsup?!?
.......
............
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by Fartknocker2113 March 18, 2016
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Ghost Tank

1:noun;

In MMORPG terms when the tank of the group appears to be doing his/her job while not actually holding any aggro.

2:noun;

In a First Person Shooter, a bullet or rocket travels directly through a target, usually a tank, without doing any damage.
This is ridiculous I shot InURbase4103 at least 20 times already. He is such a Ghost tank.
by EvanK.is.a.Ghost.Tank December 8, 2010
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Ghost Call

When you pretend to talk to someone on the phone for the purpose of avoiding communication with the people or person around you.
Krystol thought Cole made a ghost call for an excuse to leave.
by <3Sux December 5, 2022
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Ghost Oven

The act of farting while a girl is going down on you while under the sheets.
Sara was blowing me and when I gave her the ghost oven she threw up on my dick before running down the hall like poltergeist with the sheet on her head.
by pink-eye bandit December 30, 2010
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Skating Ghost

A Skating Ghost is when an excessive amount of talc powder on your dick & balls and when you're about to cum, put the tip of your penis on the girl's face and move it gently across without touching it while cumming. "Woo woo" ghost sounds add to the effect and realism.

Imagine it starting on the forehead and going down to her cheek and chin. From her point of view it will look like a ghastly figure spraying his ectoplasm in a beautiful display of decadence and finesse.
(B): Hey baby, mind if I give you a skating ghost? I'm feeling a bit whimsical.
(G): OK, but be sure to use extra talc.
(B): I will be a specter upon your brow.
by Gumpless January 31, 2014
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beef ghost

The fart released after consuming way to much beef the night before. These typically are followed by a "beef corpse".
"Cack! What's with the fucking beef ghost? Why didn't you tell me you were hitting up the Korean BBQ joint?"
by bikeduke4 March 10, 2014
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Ghost tears

Ghost tears are when you feel tears rolling down your face but there are none.
by Quill ✍︎ May 13, 2021
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