ghost-shave

youve been shaving every day for six weeks hoping that your partner would surprise you with a visit after work.
he never turned up, he never comes when he knows he is expected.
duh. stop the shaving and get back to work!

"wow Vonda your skin is looking real irritated. have you been losing it over a ghost-shave again???"

by Krkič January 4, 2020

Ghost Box

In order regain an already used Red Card (see Red Card) one must drink and entire Box of piss without being caught by a flat mate.

A Ghost Box must be completed between the hours 7am - 10:30pm and not on a Saturday or as pres for an event.

Fuck bro Alex and George just completed their Ghost Box and now we have to piss up.

by Red Card jesus May 25, 2021

ghost hoe

Hoes that disappear as soon as your main comes in.

Patricia is a ghost hoe as soon as my main girl comes back from work.

by ABELXO75 April 8, 2016

Ghost bagging

When you dog teabags you, but he is neutered.

Yo dawg, your dog totally was ghost bagging me last night.

by Mullang August 18, 2018

Hostile Ghost

A fart cloud that lingers with hostile intentions and an unsuspecting person who stumbles into the middle of it.

When someone farts in public areas assuming they are alone, and out of nowhere another person appears and walks into your toxic cloud. Just stand back and warn them of a Hostile Ghost in the area!

by Gas Activist May 28, 2012

beef ghost

The fart released after consuming way to much beef the night before. These typically are followed by a "beef corpse".

"Cack! What's with the fucking beef ghost? Why didn't you tell me you were hitting up the Korean BBQ joint?"

by bikeduke4 March 10, 2014

printer ghost

what's responsible for sudden printer noises out of nowhere

things I don't like at the foot of my bed:

clowns and the printer ghost

by Ae5Ea8 September 6, 2016