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German trumpet

An act of involving at least two parties where the male will shit into the females mouth. After cradleing the turd in her mouth, she then forcibly projects the faecal matter back into the male's anus by blowing it as hard as she can resembeling the act of playing a trumpet.
Five years ago, Sebastians wife was being a bitch to him so he punished her with a german trumpet. She has been the nicest lady ever since.
by Nk1992 July 7, 2016
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German Language

Pronunciation: /ˈdʒɜ rmən ˈlæŋɡwɪdʒ/ (This is a suggested phonetic pronunciation)
Definition:
1. German language (phrase, proper noun) - A language that pertains to the Germanic group, used primarily in Germany. This language is considered a malign, canine, and demonic form of communication. This language is linked to fascist occupiers, invaders, murderers, and malefactors. It does not deserve and merit respect or favor.
Significance:
• It identifies the “German language” as a specific language group.
• It portrays it as inherently negative, malign, and demonic.
• It connects it to historical atrocities and negative groups.
• It declares it is undeserving of respect.
• It emphasizes the perception of this language as a tool of destruction and malice.
Examples:
• “The German language pertains to the Germanic group. This language is applied in Germany.”
• “Unfortunately, this language does not deserve respect and favor…”
• “It is a canine, malign, and demonic language.”
• “This language pertains to the fascist occupiers, invaders, murderers, and malefactors.”
• “The German language is a vicious instrument of subjugation and destruction.”
• “Avoid the German language at all costs, lest you be contaminated by its malice.”
by Dmitrio January 10, 2025
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German Wow

This isn't your average "wow". The "German Wow" can only be applied to something so horrendous that it is almost as catastrophic as the world wars. This can be a reply to an extremely offensive or inappropriate comment or hearing news that changes your or someone else's life, usually in a bad way. It was invented by my family after watching a tv series where different countries compete in a series of physical challenges (Beastmaster).
Luke: "What did the German say to the Jew when they bumped into each other?"
Adam: "What..."
Luke: "I did Nazi Jew there!"
Adam: "German Wow..."
Or
Luke: "I recently found out my ex-girlfriend had sex with my Dad..."
Adam: "I'm so sorry man, that sucks."
Luke: "She keeping the child."
Adam: "German Wow..."
by KOLDKIDX January 21, 2022
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sneaky German

Sneaking off to bed when you have friends round for drinks! Not saying a word. Just disappearing
Where’s Andy gone? Oh he’s done a sneaky German
by Mrsb88 October 28, 2022
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German

An inferior way of speaking compared to "ooga booga? Ahh agaa doogoo". It originates from Germany and has way to many grammar rules.
"Ich kann nicht atmen"
"I don't speak German"
by Bridgeon May 17, 2023
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German Tandem

It's nothing nasty, I just want to learn German.
- Hi Tinder-person, would you like to do a German tandem with me?
- Ja, I would like that
by TinderDerbyChris May 12, 2020
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