by HeyBroIAmNotGermán June 28, 2019
Get the Germán mug.While following someone down the stairs, let them get ahead of you a bit. Position yourself sitting at the top stair, yell "EINS, ZWEI, DREI", and lunge yourself at them crotch first and spread eagle with the speed of an Olympic bobsledder! If you're lucky, your intended will grab you by the crotch in an effort to slow your descent.
Dude, last night I was showing someone around my apt, and I got surprise German Bobsledded! So naturally, I totally reciprocated with the crotch stop
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The act of doing anal whilst inserting an electrical cord into your partner's ass therefore electrocuting her, and at the same time the male partner does the Nazi salute and screams "Elektrizität".
by Kool_AidMan March 11, 2020
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Exists because it does, Germany and Austrian relationship exists because thoose countries exist, next up mexico and china.
by greyideas get edgy July 15, 2020
Get the Germany and Austrian relationship mug.A country in Central or Western Europe, depending on one's definition, infamous across much of the world for the rogue Nazi dictatorship that occupied it 1933–1945. It is the most populous and wealthiest country located entirely in Europe with its human development exceeding that of the USA or UK. Despite World War II and the atrocities of the Nazi regime taking place three generations ago, some still consider all modern Germans to be Nazis and racists. Germany has become one of the most liberal and tolerant nations since then, a great place to live with many content immigrants and access to universal healthcare and all of the most cutting edge modern amenities.
Idiot: Your ancestry traces to Germany? You are the descendant of Nazis!
Me: (punches him in the face and busts his nose) Now I think you just learned a lesson.
Idiot: (on the ground nodding as his nose gushes blood)
Me: (punches him in the face and busts his nose) Now I think you just learned a lesson.
Idiot: (on the ground nodding as his nose gushes blood)
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Get the germanjet mug.An act of recto-genital titilation between two consenting parties involving a phallus and a rectum in a manner which some would consider surprising.
The receiver instigates said titilation by placing one's foreskin over the partner's rectum, with the intention of creating an airtight seal over said rectum. Once in position and presumably on a predetermined signal, the deliverer unleashes gas from one's rectum into the space sealed within one's foreskin. Thus, titilation is achieved and the airbrake is a success.
The receiver instigates said titilation by placing one's foreskin over the partner's rectum, with the intention of creating an airtight seal over said rectum. Once in position and presumably on a predetermined signal, the deliverer unleashes gas from one's rectum into the space sealed within one's foreskin. Thus, titilation is achieved and the airbrake is a success.
Rosemary: "Wouldst thou consider a delicacy from the Orient followed by an act of carnal recreation only hitherto experienced in Paris? Namely one up the Khyber?"
Reginald: "That sort of act may be unwise, I have heard foul tales of such diet on the gastric channel. Perhaps, perchance, we may suffice with a German Airbrake whilst one peruses the Times?"
Reginald: "That sort of act may be unwise, I have heard foul tales of such diet on the gastric channel. Perhaps, perchance, we may suffice with a German Airbrake whilst one peruses the Times?"
by He What Makes Words December 5, 2022
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