Green Blumpkin

When you get your dick sucked while taking a shit while smoking a big fat blunt.

Guy One: Dude guess what!?!
Guy Two: What?
Guy One:My girl gave me a Green Blumpkin!
Guy Two: Mann thats sooo disgusting but soooo awesome *fist pump*

by Operation Asian Invasion July 12, 2010

Green Vag

A person with seemingly good looks, but due to rumors of said person being a notorious whore, it can be easily deducted that she has a sexually transmitted infection.

Naw dude I would't I heard she's got the green vag.

by NickPronJas October 19, 2010

Green Dating

Green dating is the act of recycling an old flame. This can be due to a dry spell or the amount of time since the relationship ended has been enough that the reason for the breakup doesn’t seem as important/terrible. Therefore you reduce you time on the market, reuse an ex-lover and recycle them into a good-enough-for-now option...until something better comes along.

Kerry: So, I heard you are dating John again…I thought you said you couldn’t stand him

Betsy: Yeah, but I figure he can’t be as bad as I remember, and since I don't have any decent new prospects I have resorted to green dating to get me through the cold winter!

by sallylabets January 5, 2011

Green Pankake

The discoloration of ones vagina flaps. Usually resembles a green pankake folded in half.

"Damn Gurl!.. Yo Pussy Look Like A Green Pankake!"

"I dont know what to do. My boyfriend said my vagina looks like green pankakes!"

by virjinia guse January 12, 2012

Green Gobby-lin

When a woman engages in oral sex with a man whilst having a green ghost drop in her mouth.

Broseph 1: 'Hey man check out my John Thomas'

Broseph 2: 'What the heck its green?!'

Broseph 1: 'Yeah she gave me a bit of a Green Gobby-lin last night'

by Hawkeye1993 January 12, 2012

green courage

The courage you get after smoking marijuana. Such as courage to talk to a girl.

I need some green courage before I go talk to this girl I like. So I'm gonna go smoke a bowl.

by bulls414 December 5, 2012

Green Early Gift

A child who was conceived after their parents got drunk on St. Patrick's Day, and so was born around Christmastime and constantly has their birthday forgotten.

I hate my parents for making me a green early gift.

by RLYoshi March 13, 2015