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My girlfriend

Something that you will sometimes hear on a video by The Infographics Show.
Some desperate dude on the internet: My girlfriend is hot as hell.
Some random guy that's not desperate: Nah, you don't have a girlfriend, you just posted it so you can get some "likes and subs."
by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021
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National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day

Got a girlfriend/boyfriend?

Fuck them on this very special day!
Person 1:Hey dude guess what.

Person 2:What?

Person 1:It's National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day
by gwagwazk October 31, 2022
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Kiss your girlfriend day

17th november, national KISS YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!!! Even if you haven’t kissed yet, grab her face and smooch her
«Eyo Noah Alexander, it’s national kiss your girlfriend day, go kiss Leah!»
by EmsiPemsi November 17, 2023
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Best Girlfriend

Otherwise an Emily. Someone charming, sweet, and funny, who always has your back.
Damn that Emily is the sweetest in the world. She must be the best girlfriend.
by Texasrenamedtekas July 29, 2022
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Schrödingers Girlfriend

Shrödingers girlfriend is a term for a girl who is with you, but also with someone else (usually a homie). Observed when where you are both dating her, and not dating her simultaneously.

Synonyms include: homie hopper, hoeme, d.u.h.h
Friend 1: “yo are you exclusive with that chick?”
Friend 2: “I am Schrödingers Girlfriend, she is both mine and not mine. She for the whole team”
by Nigerian Scammer December 5, 2023
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Switch girlfriend day

August 19th switch partners with a friend that either has a girlfriend or a friend you think has a thing for your girl.
Omg its nearly switch girlfriend day whose ready to start trouble.
by Sheknowswho. February 6, 2021
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army girlfriend

smells like flowers but is made of steel
I am an army girlfriend and i am strong.
by thetruth2017 August 22, 2018
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