“Yo, Francis has a small dick”
by mirrorlooked September 28, 2023
Get the Francis mug.When cousins are all at the beach surfing, and one has a totally hairy chest while the others are all baby-seal-slick, that hairy cousin has Francis Fur.
Francis Fur grows like a genetic mutation, and can not be easily shaved. Razors clog and break so tree trimmers are needed. Francis Fur creates enough static electricity on a dry winter day to power a house for a week.
Francis Fur has a Velcro effect and must be covered by a cotton shirt, preferably one with a 4 leaf Irish clover logo on it, in order to prevent static cling to any item.
Francis Fur grows like a genetic mutation, and can not be easily shaved. Razors clog and break so tree trimmers are needed. Francis Fur creates enough static electricity on a dry winter day to power a house for a week.
Francis Fur has a Velcro effect and must be covered by a cotton shirt, preferably one with a 4 leaf Irish clover logo on it, in order to prevent static cling to any item.
During a family get together, Uncle Kurt told everyone a surfing story:
“Wow, when cousin Steve, went surfing with cousin Damon, they were riding a wave and really carving the tube. All of a sudden, both boards got magically stuck in the water and they both flew off into the rotor.”
“When they cam up, both boards were stuck to cousin Fran, who had been body surfing in the path. Apparently, his Francis Fur velcroed the boards because he didn’t have his t-shirt on.”
“Luckily, neither Steve nor Damon were injured when the boards were ripped out from under them.”
“Wow, when cousin Steve, went surfing with cousin Damon, they were riding a wave and really carving the tube. All of a sudden, both boards got magically stuck in the water and they both flew off into the rotor.”
“When they cam up, both boards were stuck to cousin Fran, who had been body surfing in the path. Apparently, his Francis Fur velcroed the boards because he didn’t have his t-shirt on.”
“Luckily, neither Steve nor Damon were injured when the boards were ripped out from under them.”
by No Tango and no Cash September 28, 2023
Get the Francis Fur mug.A tough, cocky biker dude from Left 4 Dead with too much tattoos on his arms and neck and who also hates everything. except for vests (also the game files Francis is called biker xD)
“I hate hospitals. And doctors, and lawyers, and cops…”
L4D Bill: “Francis is there anything you don’t hate?”
Francis: “You know what I don’t hate? I don’t hate vests.”
L4D Bill: “Francis is there anything you don’t hate?”
Francis: “You know what I don’t hate? I don’t hate vests.”
by Holdup_Ineedwater October 28, 2023
Get the Francis mug.Francis is someone who is big strong and has the best music taste and greatest hair, also a fat long cock
Wow Francis had such a massive cock and I love his curls
Man I want Francis to pick me up with his big strong arms
Man I want Francis to pick me up with his big strong arms
by BigNik November 9, 2023
Get the Francis mug.A pretty annoying guy that leaked a secret project Mousey and Fish made. Also Speaks In Capitals. Also Francesco is a termin for anyone who Speaks In Capitals.
Someone: "Hello There How Are You Doing?"
Someone else: "bro you're such a francesco"
Someone: "Who Is That?"
Someone else: "check Francesco260315"
Someone else: "bro you're such a francesco"
Someone: "Who Is That?"
Someone else: "check Francesco260315"
by VersionTwo September 19, 2024
Get the Francesco260315 mug.Louis: The elevator's blocked! We'll have to take the stairs
Francis: I hate stairs.
Zoey: Look! An elevator!
Francis: I hate elevators.
Bill: Is there anything you don't hate?
Francis: I don't hate vests
Francis: I hate stairs.
Zoey: Look! An elevator!
Francis: I hate elevators.
Bill: Is there anything you don't hate?
Francis: I don't hate vests
by DykarDyksson January 19, 2024
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