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Are you serious right now?

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Burnin’-a-Now Now

When you spontaneously decide to drive off in your car, leaving a would-be passenger behind when you have no real intention of leaving them, you just want others in the car to appreciate the joy of watching the prison chase frantically not to be left behind.
Jim and Elliot were Burnin’-a-Now Now on Stefan for a good quarter mile before they pulled over to let him in.
by Cooch1000 August 7, 2023
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Pick up the fucking phone now!

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.
*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*
by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024
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This phrase narrates a progression or improvement in quality. Note that 'now we are cooking with gas' narrates a progression or improvement in efficiency.
"Hey man I just started trying harder at work and it makes the day go by so much faster!!"... "Good for you man. Now we're cooking with butter."
by Mister Pew April 26, 2024
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Stay with me now

An oppenheimer reference that is used to tell the individual to keep up with him/her in an interesting topic or conversation that requires complex or deep understanding, usually in philosopical or mindbreaking revelations or wisdom
Example:
Guy: What if women don't talk to you because they think that they're out of your league? Stay with me now.
by Ziraelwkwk April 27, 2024
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Hum Now

A splendid, spectacular exclamation used to replace the phrase “Fuck yeah!”

Often used in a celebratory manner following an amazing performance or action.
No way Beattie just detwigged that kid 🫨 … Hum Now, Beattie!”
by Coochiegripper420 May 8, 2024
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