browse feature

A feature on MySpace that most normal people that have their shit together use seldomly, but it is use most frequently by people who don't have a life, don't have any friends in the real, are horny, and are trying to be cool to have 1,000s of friends and that makes them pretty much a loser anyway. A civilized person will use to search feature and add people they truly know and celebrities and bands they truly like, not pornstars and weird bands that nobody heard of just be cool and sick.

That person has 4,727 friends. Why? She has been spending about 98% of her free time using that damn browse feature. She should get a life.

by The Prepster September 5, 2007

forging fears

a metal band from buffalo, new york who has constant trouble with bassists.

Dude, I fucking love forging fears!

by Donny Brook October 17, 2008

kitchen feaver

when workig in a resturant in the kitchen all day, you become very easily assumsed, attempting to do anything to make the day seem more interesting.

when you see someone dancing to a gay song, you know they have kitchen feaver.

by Snoocher February 21, 2009

Yeast feast

The act of performing oral sex on a woman suffering from thrush

You could have told me beforehand. I've just had a right yeast feast down there!

by Greifbar2000 December 3, 2010

chip feast

Popular in the Southern Maryland region; an event, or get together usually defined by binge drinking while eating a large quantity of chips & dip in place of a proper meal. Typically this would include Utz crab chips, Carolina BBQ chips, ranch dip etc.

smib 1: "damn...*crunch *crunch...this is a chip feast man"

smib 2: *wipes hands on shorts "i know right"

by ltown_stunna June 29, 2012

Crossroad Feast

When you feverishly eat a girl's vagina while she drives. It is a lot like roadhead, but less fun for all parties involved.

"I gave her a crossroad feast to satisfy her appetite for tongue."
"If we are going to have a crossroad feast don't drip on the seat."
"That crossroad feast turned out to be a potluck."

by DirtyBoy916 December 7, 2012

buzz-feasting

When one spends an absurd amount of time on the internet's

What are you doing, buzz-feasting?

by Chas Rockwell January 15, 2015