fag bag

The bike-messenger style bag the goes over one shoulder and holds either a laptop or the collected works of Belle & Sebastian. Has been the preferred luggage of the common urban douchebag, and can be often seen paired with rectangular thick-rimmed nerd glasses. Wearing a fag bag is tantamount to wearing pink triangle i.e. a confession that one is a certified pussy.

Hey, find me a rock! Here comes an asswipe on a fixie with a fag bag!

by eddy slick November 18, 2006

Fag-cination

When a person is acting over the top gay, a metaphor for when someone needs to de-gayify.

Frank: Dude what is wrong with that guy?
Perry: I dunno man but that guy is in serious need of a fag-cination

by Frankietown December 04, 2008

Have a fag

1. Smoke a cigarette. (British Informal)

2. Have sex with a homosexual. (American)

I’m going out to have a fag.

I had that fag last night. Twice.

by BR69 October 24, 2018

Fag Pack

When someone is soo skinny they appear to have 6 pack, when infact they are just damn skinny and weak.

Hey dude look i have a 6 pack!" "Na bro thats a fag pack, your skinny as!

by Eddo18 November 13, 2010

fag hag

A woman with an intense, gripping, white knuckle fear of rejection that has led her to spend all of her time with men who have no reason to reject her sexually. This behavior gives the woman a false sense of security for as long as she and her "fag" engage in thoroughly demolishing each other's chances at forming real romantic relationships.

Hag: Omigod, Tim called me at 9:15 last night instead of 9:00! What was he doing for those fifteen minutes?

Fag: Probably cheating on you, girlfriend! You don't need him. Text him a Dear John and we can go shopping!

Hag: What would I do without you? It pays to be a fag hag!

by Peppermint Swirl March 03, 2009

emo fag

An emo boy that atleast appears flagrantly homosexual. Usualy hangs around with primarily women. An Emo fag can ALSO be an emo boy/girl that claims not to be homosexual but is often traversing from first to second with the same sex. Third base or "Anything but Sex" experiences are common ammong emo fags as well, though not as prevailant

I caught Donnie and Clark making out. I had no idea they were emo fags.

I'm not gay. I touched her over her panties once and I'm automaticaly an emo fag?

by InsaniAxel October 29, 2006

Douche Fag

The combination of the terms 'douche bag' and 'fag,' but replacing the 'bag' part of 'douche bag' with 'fag.'

'Hey Douche Fag, YOU SUCK!'

by Almost 6 Ninjas May 30, 2009